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There are two types of people in this world: people you want to drink with and people who make you want to drink.
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People that make you drink…. | Tipsy Bartender
There are two types of people in this world: people you want to drink with and people who make you want to drink. Wine jokes, wine humor.
People that make you drink…. | Tipsy Bartender
Funny Friendship, Best Friends, Funny Shit, Bestfriends, Bff S, Bffs, Beasts, Fucking Suck, Friends Lol
Funny Friendship Ecard: We're best friends because everyone else fucking sucks. You know who you are ;)
A lil antisocial....yet.....a lil True :-) .. #truth #friends #besties #bestfriends #qoutes
Best friends lol @Kaitlin Hawkins
Matching Bra, Funny Bones, Funny Stuff, Funny Cards, Funnies, Crime Dramas, Feelings Safer, Granny Undies, Dodge That Bullets
I feel safer now
Whew! Dodged that bullet!
Oh yes very safe in my Grannie undies :)
My Strategy: Try using an imaginary squeegee or chalkboard eraser to wipe the bothersome thoughts away. Concentrate then on the blankness of your mind, take several deep breaths and exhale them fully, relax. Stay calm concentrating only on the darkness of your cleared mind. Repeat this exercise until your mind stays blank, Sleep will come . . .
Lol, I do this.
Insomnia Sharpener, Insomnia Thi, My Life, Math Genius, Can'T Sleep, Insomnia Yep, Math Wiz, Every Single Night, Math Skills
Story of my life!!!
I must be a math wiz at this point;-) . .
Night shift problems.......on my nights off I can't sleep!
every single night!
Then I should be a math genius.
Insomnia sharpens math skills
Agre, Giggl, Outfit, My Life, Closet, Ecards, Case, Totally Me, So Sad
This is totally me!
GIGGLE, GIGGLE...me too!
Fear of wasting a perfect outfit on an insignificant day. That's definitely me. It's why I look so bad every day. Ecard
LOL...That is why I am cleaning my closet and buying new clothes so all my outfits are good!
So sad that this is the story of my life...
Dust Jackets, Dust Wrappers, Books Jackets, Quotes, Funny, Vodka, Dance, Dust Covers, Trust Me
ETC INSPIRATION BLOG ART DESIGN FOOD PHOTOS QUOTES TRUST ME YOU CAN DANCE VODKA DRINKING QUOTE FUNNY photo ETCINSPIRATIONBLOGARTDESIGNFOODPHOTOSQUOTESTRUSTMEYOUCANDANCEVODKADRINKINGQUOTEFUNNY.jpg
Every time I read your Facebook posts, I thank God that I am not you.
Feelings Better, God, Jesus, Feel Better, Damn True, Truths, People, Delete Facebook, Facebook Posts
Every time I read your Facebook posts, I thank God that I am not you. Truth!
Thank you Jesus!
How I felt when I had Facebook. Then those people and their ever so dramatic life made me want to hurt them, so I found it best just to delete Facebook so that everyone could continue to breathe and create even more drama to post about for all their other "friends" to know about :D
So damn true
Always makes me feel better.
New Yorker cartoonists documentary
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"Susan, this might be just the wine talking, but I think I want to order more wine." The New Yorker #cartoon
A CUP OF JO: New Yorker cartoonists documentary
Susan, this might be just the wine talking, but I think I want to order … - New Yorker Cartoon Poster Print by Christopher Weyant at the Condé Nast Collection
hm yea hahahaha
My Life, Too Funny, So True, My Job, Language, Ecards, Stupid People, True Stories, E Cards
SO true!! Story of my Life
Sports Ecards, Free Sports Cards, Funny Sports Greeting Cards at someecards.com
oh geeze, this is so true especially at my job. My clients are inmates!!
Some E cards. So true!!!!
..a bit of bad language but it is SO TRUE
Life with Dogs.
Cat, Beds, Dogs, Pet, Funny, So True, Sofas Free, House, Animal
Dog in the bed... "I think you'll find the sofa's free."
#pets #cat #dog #bed #sleep
Sunday funnies... Almost looks like my house. You lose your spot in bed to the dogs if you get up in the night. Lol
Life with Dogs and Cats! So True!!! In the Bentley house anyway.....
And I like chasing carrrrrrrrrrs. DOO DOO tee doooooo... So disturbing yet so funny!
Kristen Wiig, Baby Hands, Kristin Wiig, Funny Stuff, Dead Cat, Snl Skits, Kristenwiig, Chase Cars, Saturday Night Living
"I like chasing cars" Kristen Wiig | Saturday Night Live
DOONICE!! "I found a dead cat on the side of the road and I picked it up and I brought it home and I cooked it and put honey on it is that bad?" Hahaha Kristin Wiig
And I like chasing cars. DOO DOO tee doooooo....... haha... I found a dead cat on the side of the road and I picked it up and I brought it home and I cooked it and put honey on it is that bad? Do doo doo doo do . Best SNL skit
"I found a dead cat on the side of the road so i took it home, and put some honey on it, and then i ate it, is that bad? Do do do ...." BABY HANDS hahah :)
"I'm only allowed upstairs..." #KristenWiig
2 9 Second, Bipolar, My Life, To Work, Best Day Ever, Ecards, Custom Service, Planet Earth, Planets Earth
It takes about 2.9 seconds for me to go from 'this is the best day ever' to 'I want to stab every person on planet Earth.' | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
~ On my drive to work LOL ~
My life #ecards
Depends on the day I'm having in Customer Service!
2. 9 seconds
does this make me bipolar?
Beards, Laughing, Moustache, Facials Hair, Truths, Funny Stuff, So True, True Stories, Science
This is science… And it made my laugh hysterically.
The science of beards and mustaches <<< truth
Science of men's facial hair. This is so true.
Science of men's facial hair. Natalie! Beards are HOT
Not all beards... But the moustache is so true
Science: beards make you hotter, mustaches make you creepy. True story.
I Don'T Like People, Someecards Dogs, Dogs Someecards, Dogs Signs For Home, Some People, My Dogs Is My Child, So True, My Children, Dogs Over Kids
Haha Exactly! So true My sister n law always said, I don't need to child proof my house, I "house proof" my children.
Lmao yeah don't even ask. My dog is my child. Don't like him, don't come over! @Ashlee Outsen Outsen Snyder
Ugh! I hate when I have to lock my dogs up for some people, but I'm just nice and accommodating. It's my damn nature lol!
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Need A Laugh? 30 Funny Quotes and Sayings
I've known my ex for well over a decade of his adult life. I think I know him. Lived with him for 7.. 8-yrs (really can't remember specifics; really don't care to try) although I DO know I never should've ever taken him in [under the roof of the house which I MYSELF purchased while he & I were separated] after he kicked me & (thusly) our 1-yr old out of HIS apartment (which his mommy & daddy were paying for). If you're reading this & you personally [THINK that you] know him, you may wanna take note of something that I personally found to be true: he is not fond of being 100% factual. I'm not angry, bitter or butthurt and spilling shit on them because they themselves actually matter to me; I'm simply sharing things because they have repeatedly used my son as a pawn.. therefore, the gloves are off. *ding-ding* I'll be debunking more of the lies they've told, describing the shit they've both pulled AND addressing the untrue rumors that either he himself started &/OR allowed his wife to spread. I find them both ridiculous & needy & gross & I so I shall continue to express the truth. Hoping at least a few of their friends aren't dense enough to fall for ex-hub's pathetic, albeit classic attempt to make everyone around him feel sorry for him after his divorce. But... wait; what was that he always told me.. about why his ex-g/f of 7-yrs dumped him? OH. That's right; according to him, she apparently just whored-out for no reason; cheated on him & then left him. That story sound even remotely familiar to anyone else? Uh-huh. I'm sure ex's ex-g/f would have an entirely different take on things.. but I was always too [stupidly] insanely jealous to ever even attempt to make a connection with her. I DO, however, also recall ex telling me about how his ex-g/f's mother had actually told her that he [my ex] would never really amount to anything. Oh, but WOW - look at him go! Only took him until 40 to begin a career.... AND he's [once again] living with mommy [under the guise of 'taking care of her']. Karma & me.. we go way back. She's yanked a knot in my ass more than once. She's a no-nonsense kinda gal & although she's knocked my dick in the dirt a time or ten, I gotta respect her cut-to-the-chase attitude. I'm sure she will continue to rapidly acquaint herself with the folks that truly deserve it. Best of luck to the sociopathic monsters; though I'm not sure "luck" gives many, if any 'hit points' when it comes to Karma. She's a bitch!
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I'm sorry: What language are you speaking? It sounds like bullshit... #OnlyGodGorgives #quotes
High Five, The Faces, Some People, Funny Stuff, Funny Quotes, So True, Highfiv, Quotes About Life, True Stories
Some People just need a high five in the face with a chair funny quote
Funny Quotes About Life | some people just need a high five funny quotes about life
Great High Five. Find Funny stuff to Pin here: http://associate.graymafia.com/?p=71983
funny quotes @ likefun.me true story
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair! #highfive
Tags, Like A Boss, The Roads, Thriftshop, Grandma Clothing, Songs, Pockets, Funny Stuff, Thrift Shops
ET. Poppin' Tags. LIKE A BOSS.
ET poppin ' tags #macklemore #thriftshop #et
I wear your Grandma's clothes from the thrift shop dowm the road! ! Baha ha
I wear your Grandma's clothes... I hate this song. But I do find this funny.
I'm gonna pop some tags. Got $20 in my pocket ...
Funny stuff I've found whilst geeking
Not just today...
Mood Swings, Stuff, Chances, Quote, My Life, Accur, Ecards, Totally Me, Bitchy
This is good stuff
Today's mood: Bitchy with a chance of sarcasm. | Confession Ecard
Today's mood: Bitchy with a chance of sarcasm.... This is my life!
Sounds pretty accurate
LOL Watch for the mood swings
That's what we're here for!
True Friendship, Best Friends, Bestfriends, Funny Stuff, My Friends, The Bridges, Real Friends, Funny Friends, True Stories
True story. and I'd do it for any one of my friends
except i am the one who jumps off the bridge and my friend is the one who saves me!
This is True Friendship! Who u kidding I'll be right there jumping off the bridge with you! ;)
Amazing Funny Friends Quote
Real friends. My friends.
The relationship of me and my bestfriend :]
My reaction to my behavior a majority of the time
Behavior, Absolutely, My Life, Bahaha, Ecards, Ashamed Not, True Stories, Well Sometimes, My Feelings
Bahaha my life
Shame is only a productive emotion if it serves to make us change bad behavior or make amends for hurting others. Most of the time we say "I should be ashamed" it's for things like indulging ourselves (second piece of pie!) or spending money or telling an uncomfortable truth. We need to be mindful of these things, surely, but ashamed? Not really.
my feelings exactly
Last week for me!