Clever Sayings & Jokes
Clever Sayings & Jokes
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Silly Questions, Best Friends, True Friends, Mmmm Chocolates, Dark Chocolat Benefits, Funny, So True, Chocolat Quotes, Chocolates Understand
how true friend!
Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions. Chocolate understands. So true. Thank you, chocolate.
@Jackie Bartus this is so true. And it's funny. Because it's true.
Chocolate is my best friend because...it does not ask silly questions :)
The Women, Laugh, Age Process, Looks Forward, So True, Humor, Asian Age, So Funny, True Stories
Asian aging. - When Katie lived in Japan, she said the women never aged. This proves her wrong. LOL
The Asian aging process. So true!!
the average Asian aging process. true story.
The average Asian aging process... so funny!
Average Asian aging process - i literally BURST out laughing!
The Asian aging process. This is what Matt has to look forward to (sort of).
I keep trying to tell my white friends that this is really true. #funny #humor #smile #laugh #alwaysmakemesmile #fun #justforfun #funonly #smileonly #makemyday
Well Manners, Sensitive Awareness, Wisdom, Children, Etiquette, Well Said, Emily Post, Favorite Quotes, Manners Matter
Manners are a sensitive awareness of the feelings of others. If you have that awareness, you have good manners, no matter what fork you use. -Emily Post
How I was raised and one of the most important lessons I will teach my children!!!
The wisdom of Emily Post...
Another favorite quote!
manners or etiquette
manners ~ Emily Post ~ Well Said!
Laugh, Stuff, Quotes, Pinterest Humor, Ahhh Yess, Things Three, So True, Totally Agree, Pin Funny
So true, totally agree !
I've been thinking this since day one! Well, at least day two, given that every image was still new to me on day one :))) #Pinterest #humour #quotes #suggestions
This made me laugh @Christina Dryden
Sometimes, I look through one of my boards and see the same thing three or four times...geesh! SO TRUE!!!
YES! thats why i dont pin some stuff!!
I scream the same way…
Dust Jackets, The Ocean, So True, Funny Stuff, Dust Covers, Book Jackets, True Stories, Great White Shark, Dust Wrappers
So true. Story of my life
So true! Love the ocean, but not so much going in.
I love the ocean.. i do. From a distance. - I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark, or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot. =) SOOOO True.
Remember This, Inspiration, Soul Mates, Truelove, Lovequotes, True Love Quotes, Favorite Quotes, Perfect, True Stories
true story. @Deborah Rudegeair
True Love quote ...I've always said I'm looking for the person who's imperfections make him perfect for me!
I no longer believed in the idea of soul mates, or love at first sight. But I was beginning to believe that a very few times in your life, if you were lucky, you might meet someone who was exactly right for you. Not because he was perfect, or because you were, but because your combined flaws were arranged in a way that allowed two separate beings to hinge together.”
Inspiring picture fact, imperfection, love, perfect person, perfection. Resolution: 600x450 px. Find the picture to your taste!
a favorite quote.
Ideas, Oneday, Remember This, For The Future, Children, Too Funny, Parents Done Right, Future Kids, Parents Win
OMG I must remember this when my future kids grow up! Too funny!!!!
Parenting Done Right – 18 Pics- there are some pretty good ones that are giving me ideas for the future....
I would do this to my future children. I love this idea go to remember this when my kids get older
Definitely doing this to my kids oneday!
Parenting WIN! Must remember this!
hahahahha! and that's the whole explanation folks!!
Laugh, The Real, 2012, Funny Stuff, Humor, Things, Funnystuff, New Years, True Stories
The real story behind the 2012 thing
The TRUE story behind 2012 Apocalypse which Mayans predicted » http://urbanfun.tk/gag/1340
2012... Made me laugh
Charlesbukowski, Charles Bukowski, Inspiration, Quotes, Wisdom, Truths, So True, People, True Stories
So true #quote #wisdom #education #
Quote. Charles Bukowski. Truth.
Dresses Up, My Life, Irrational Fear, Agr, Ecards, So Funny, Totally Me, True Stories, Haha So True
ha! so funny story of my life
Haha so true
Haha. True. Story of my life, no joke
So funny. And totally me. This is why I scrub pretty much every day.
ha! so funny. Me on days I actually dress up.
Funny Confession Ecard: I have an irrational fear of wasting a good outfit on an insignificant day.
Fit, Good Ideas, Harpers Skinny, Healthy Eating, Bobs Harpers, Healthy Rules, The Rules, Good Advice, Skinny Rules
Bob Harper's Skinny Rules - good rules to live by in your Fit (not skinny) life!
Bob Harper's "skinny rules". Good advice!
Love this - The Skinny Rules by Bob Harper. Goals for my healthy eating habits
Bob Harper's Skinny Rules - some good ideas
Bob Harper's Skinny Rules... more like HEALTHY rules to live by :) #strong>skinny
Bob Harper's Skinny Rules - good, common-sense advice. So far I'm following all the rules.
Funny Things, Omnomnomnivor, Laugh, Funny Pictures, Funny Stuff, Humor, Dinosaurs, Nom Nom, Giggles
Omnomnomnivore by Aled Lewis. OM NOM NOM
Omnomnomnivore is the best dinosaur.
Omnomnomnivore! This actually made me laugh so hard I cried!
This makes me giggle :) I <3 dinosaurs.
Dinosaur categories #dinosaurs #humor @BadgerMaps
Music, Bohemian Rhapsody, Memes, Awesome, Singing, Songs, Funny, Rage Comics, Ragecomics
Bohemian Rhapsody Made From Rage Comics and now you know the song the boys in my grade are in love with and enjoy singing loudly and off key all the time yay!!
Most awesome Ragecomic I've ever seen. You will sing the song in your head, by gawd.
Bohemian Rhapsody Meme this is the only song I will ever sing
Bohemian Rhapsody Comic. Love this song!! Know every word even w.o the music
Bohemian Rhapsody Meme Ver. I had to listen to the whole song while following along with this. so funny.
So very me
Biggest Lying, Remember This, Laugh, Life, Stuff, Quotes, Funny, So True, True Stories
This just makes me laugh - who is writing this stuff about me!?
Funny Pictures With Quotes | Funny_Quotes_Pictures_funny.jpg | The biggest lie I ever tell myself!
I'll remember this quote. I don't need to pin it:)
So true! Story of my life.
Hilarious quote on life. For more great funny quotes and short jokes visit www.bestfunnyjokes4u.com/short-funny-quotes/
pfft, who needs to write stuff down!? I'll remember!! It might be after I get back home WITHOUT whatever it was I needed, but I'll remember at some point. :D Funny quotes | Collection of top 40 most #funniest #quotes of all time
So true. I have pen and paper next to bed for my middle of the night thoughts!!!Funny Quotes About Life | ... To Myself
Can't say I haven't caught myself on a marathon pinning session once or twice.
Pizza Ecards, Pinterest Sayings, Funny Cooking Quotes, Hahahahaha Lov, Haha Sooo, Too Funny, So True, Totally, So Funny
Hahaha... so funny! So true!
This is totally me!
Laugh, Quotes, Sotrue, Truths, Funny Stuff, So True, So Funny, True Stories, Pinterest
The truth about Pinterest
Pinterest quote... so true
so true. story of my life!
Oh my goodness, I laughed at this! SO true and so funny!
So funny and so true! But you must believe to achieve, and see to believe. Pinterest enables me to "see" things in my life that are not yet present :-)
This seriously made me laugh #sotrue
I think a more accurate description would be 5 Deadly Terms Used by an Upset Woman
Laugh, Quotes, Woman, Funny Stuff, So True, Humor, Things, Dead Terms, True Stories
5 deadly terms used by a woman funny woman lol funny quotes hilarious laughter humor girl quotes laugh quotes
Five deadly terms used by women. True story
Funny Stuff / So true it makes me laugh....
I totally laughed out loud on this one. 5 Deadly Terms Used by a Woman. So True!
This is actually Good things for MEN to know...lol 5 deadly terms used by a woman
Thoughts, Life, Inspiration, Quotes, Pictures, Truths, So True, Things, Living
"One of the best quotes EVER! in my younger days I pictured my life going along like scenes of a play. When things didn't go the way I planned I felt like a failure. As I trusted in God, knowing HE has known my path all along, I am excited about my future. Whatever comes my way, As I follow the Lord, I know that HE will give me more than I could've ever known." SO true for me.
what screws us up most in life is the picture in our head of how it is supposed to be #quote #quotes #words of #wisdom #truth #sayings #advice #motivational #inspirational #aspirational
One of the best quotes EVER! in my younger days I pictured my life going along like scenes of a play. When things didn't go the way I planned I felt like a failure. As I trusted in God, knowing HE has known my path all along, I am excited about my future. Whatever comes my way, As I follow the Lord, I know that HE will give me more than I could've ever known. ~I totally agree with this quote and everything this pinner said, it's important to live your life and be thankful!~
I figure I should just live my life, and let things play out naturally. No matter what I thought would happen it never quite turned out that way....so for better or worse everything happens for a reason!
How true is that - stop looking back and start looking forward
Remember This, Life, Inspiration, Moving On, Motivation Quotes, New Book, Truths, So True, Keep Moving Forward
SO true #inspiration #motivation #quote #life #movingon
You can't start the next chapter of your life if you keep re-reading the last one. Turn the page and move on, or maybe even just get a new book ;)
Forrest Gump said, "My mama said you have to let go of your past before you can move on." This is something I should look at everyday to remind me to keep moving forward.
Amen! Some people need to remember this when they blame their bad attitude towards life on their past! Come on, move on. Today is what you make it!
life long truth