Pretty much!

I just live in my pajamas. I don't give a shit if you come over, but if you got a prob with my pj pants & uggs best stay at home kids! And these days, pj pants are as pretty as designer jeans!

Bring it on!

so all these "Keep Calm" signs are getting to be a bit much but i WOULD love me some snow at Christmas!


Of course life is a bitch. If it was a slut, it would be easy.

Of course life is a bitch. If it was a slut, it would be easy. The best collection of quotes and sayings for every situation in life.

It's true

Lmaooooo I have a great life but some of the shit I come across is purely comical and no I can't make it up. Sounds like it but definitely not the case.


I can't even cross my legs at school,because the desks are so short,my legs are too big. And then I see across the room that a girl is sitting with her legs crossed no problem and I just NO WHY I'M SUPPOSED TO BE DOING THAT

what my best friend says to me....

Oh my gosh! That's one of my fav lines in The Sandlot. I wanna do this and just have it displayed randomly in my house! So great for the living room where I watch my sports!


If you remove the tall girl references, this is totally about me and my athletic abilities. So, problem condenses down to I sadly have no athletic capabilities.

Now that's some funny shit!

Hank & Charlie's Ho-Made Sausage (Milwaukee, WI) Vintage Sign.Did that say their Sausage is "HO" Made?