In my high school's production of Mary Poppins, on opening night, the fire place fell forward onto the stage. Not knowing what to do, the actor who played Mr. Banks shouted "My house is a mess!

At least you finally got to kick a pigeon. I hate the damn things. Not that I could actually step on one. The guilt you see.<<they're cute though and they try hella hard not to bother you

HAHAHAHA THIS IS SOO FUNNY. Just so everyone knows though, I really am single..

HAHAHAHA THIS IS SOO FUNNY. Just so everyone knows though, I really am single..

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