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I don't say UHM because I find that to be SO irritating. But I do say LIKE a lot, which I know is equally irritating to others. No, I'm not sorry. Yes, I'm a total klutz.


When you forget someone's name, say "What was your name again?" They'll respond with their first name. Then reply, "No, no, your last name." Much relieved, they'll happily oblige. You now have their first and last name without insulting them!


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Live alone.. in the ghetto.. bring home groceries at night... see some creeper walking slowly past and looking at you.. amazing how many bag's, a case of pop, detergent and bleach bottle you can make it inside with in one trip... lmao!


No one leaves pencils on the ground so I have to awkwardly ask the boy next to me if we can trade off on his pencil so that if he writes one sentence he gives the pencil to me and then I write a sentence and give to him so on and so forth. Yup. Lol.


hahaha If my kids made their own trailmix yes. They just eat the m out. But who could blame them. The raisins get peanut dust all over them and the peanuts are all dried out. The only appetizing thing is the m


This is SO me! I LOVE to be outside and will do hiking and such, but at the end of the day I want a nice clean bed to sleep in and a nice bathroom to take what I am sure is a much needed shower!


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No thank you, I don't want you to rub that lotion into my hand because I don't really know what else you've touched today.