hilarious!

Next time a stranger talks to me…

Funny pictures about Next time a stranger talks to me. Oh, and cool pics about Next time a stranger talks to me. Also, Next time a stranger talks to me.

Also, irregardless is never appropriate.

One of my biggest pet peeves is when people don't know how to properly speak the English language. and when people don't use proper punctuation.

hahaha

How I see math word problems: If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes will fit on the roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats. Yep, and THIS is why I'm worried about taking math in college!

yup.

Funny Workplace Ecard: Sometimes I forget how to spell a word so I change the whole sentence to avoid using it. So True. Kids tell me they do this all the time.

everyone knows one of these

Ecard: Well aren't you just a fun little lollipop triple dipped in psycho. Hahahahaha I so know people this reminds me of!

Yep

Older siblings to younger siblings. Younger siblings to older siblings. All siblings to each other for sport, really. There's so many buttons to push and it's an art form to know the exact right moment to push one.

The secret to a good relationship

bout right :D Yup. That's the deal. The bug killer got the better deal.believe me. I'm the baby maker.

Never thought of it that way!

Funny Confession Ecard: Im not the cat lady type. Im more like an actual cat.The rest of the time I want to claw out your eyes and piss in your shoe.

Ha.  That's about the size of it!

Dresses are so comfortable in the summer! I didn't want to dress up, I just didn't want to wear pants! All the time in Florida summer!

BAHAHA!! =)

Funny Birthday Ecard: Happy Birthday to the love of my life and the biggest pain in my ass.

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