Some eCards: If life gives you lemons, stick them down your shirt and make your boobs look bigger.

Too funny

Funny Friendship Ecard: Just so you know.if I'm at your house and you tell me to make myself at home.I will take off my bra, yell at your kids and drink all the vodka.

It is sad, but this is true

Funny pictures about The biggest lie. Oh, and cool pics about The biggest lie. Also, The biggest lie photos.

Functioning Adult

Pretending to be a functioning adult is exhausting! Good thing there is WINE!


I need a vacation…

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This is why so many people suck

Do Americans really want to beat their kids? Once upon a time, Mommies & Daddies could beat their kid's asses so they learned to respect others. But these days they can't and that's why so many people suck. The End.


I'm the Happiness Fairy. I've sprinkled happy dust on you. Now smile, dammit! This shit's expensive!


in fact… let’s take it one step further and not refer to women in terms of their body shape… ever… can you imagine calling a big dude “curvy” or “plus size”? you can’t because we don’t define men by their body types…

Now this is my type of snowman :)

Tropical Beach Sand Snowman Christmas Fridge Magnet


So funny! "It's OK if you disagree with me. I can't force you to be right" :)

Running away

"I don't know about you but I have thought about running away more often now as an adult then when I was a kid." - YOUR ECARDS - funny


hahaha thought this was funny the times that I have to do the laundry which isn't much at all I restart the dryer more times then I can count LOL

HOT Shower!

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Math :(

Funny pictures about Three kinds of people. Oh, and cool pics about Three kinds of people. Also, Three kinds of people.


kitteh-neon: “ downlo: “ For your own sanity ” Jerk Whisperer pahahah. Very true. I need to remember this. ” “don’t try to win over the haters, you are not the jerk whisperer.