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ohhh monday...i hate mondays
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I've never been held hostage but I've been on a group text. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
Same thing really. Group Text. Nightmare!!!
I so dislike group texts!!! True story!
Omg!! The endless group text is my life!!
Group texts. Can those be banished to the same island that houses lost socks from the dryer & guys that never call again, please?<<<<<<<<it's so funny because I am the one who pits my friends who don't know each other into really big group messages and then everyone hates me for awhile and then I make new friends and do it again!
Haha so true
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And that statement tells me more about how you feel about your body then you probably want me to know. Why is the word cunt still the worst swear word we have? Stop hating your anatomy and celebrate it instead.
SO crude, but oh so funny!
Haha!!! So true
Sorry for the language but bahaha.
Bahahahaha. And sweetie you are a cunt ; )
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Pastors Should Be Sexy Julie Barrier Pastors should be sexy. You heard me. Smokin’ hot. Shouldn’t they be the love experts? People Magazine editors didn’t vote my hubby the sexiest man alive, but it was a gross oversight. I know he should have won. We just celebrated our third decade of married love yesterday. And he still lights my fire. Keeping a woman like me interested over a lifetime is nothing short of miraculous. I have the stamina of a Jack Russell terrier and the attention span of a gnat. Why do I pontificate that ALL pastors should be sexy? (The married ones, of course. And with their wives, of course…) Sexy and godly are two sides of the same coin. Go back to the Garden of Eden. Adam and Eve were naked and unashamed, communing with their Creator in the cool of the evening. The bare twosome were completely close to God and deeply in love with each other. My beloved Roger was a Boy Scout. When we went on our first date, he kissed me good night. Boy, what a kiss!! I floated on air to my fifth floor dorm room and thanked his friend Judy for introducing us. She nearly fainted when she heard my news. “Roger’s never kissed ANYBODY before,” Judy gasped. Well, let me tell you … he’d been saving up! And I was the grateful beneficiary of this hunk of burnin’ love. If, as pastors and wives, we are to model magnificent marriages, we should be experts in the bedroom. Old Paul taught his mentor Timothy a thing or two about love. I bet you thought I was going to whip out the Song of Solomon to support my thesis. Nope. Here’s my unorthodox verse selection: 1 Timothy 1:5 “The goal of this command is love which comes from a pure heart and a good conscience and a sincere faith.” NIV This little gem is wedged between Paul’s comments on doctrine, but it also is a power-packed description of genuine love, more succinct than 1 Corinthians 13. Smoldering passion, deep intimacy and complete surrender of one’s heart to another are only possible if you have a PURE HEART. Jay Leno once asked Robert Redford, the “heartthrob” actor from the seventies, how to be sexy. His answer? “If you can keep one woman satisfied for a lifetime, you are truly a sexy man. Any old donkey can have multiple partners. Monogamy is hard.” Pastors, don’t have wandering eyes toward the soprano section. The only difference between a soprano and a Rottweiler is jewelry. (I know. I’m a soprano…) Only the chaste, the clean, the virtuous man or woman is able to share the consuming flame of his or her love for God with another. And a flame ignited in heaven cannot easily be extinguished. The concept of a GOOD CONSCIENCE being an aphrodisiac is totally inconceivable to our hedonistic society. Skeletons in your closet like watching porn, flirtation with the opposite sex, and impure thoughts can cloud your conscience. So why is a good conscience a prerequisite for great “sheet music” in the bedroom? If you carry baggage of secrets, lies or unconfessed sin, can you imagine a guilty conscience would hinder true intimacy with your partner? Wipe off your windshield. Clean up your act. Confess your sins. Nobody remembers to do that anymore. Sins are like dirty laundry. Each piece needs individual attention. If you are confident before God, you can be a confident lover, completely free from inhibition or shame. Paul’s final descriptor for his student pastor Timothy was that love originated in a SINCERE FAITH. How does faith interface with erotic love? Your faith is inextricably linked with your view of God. For example: Wives, if you perceive God to be demanding or distant, you may assume that the one you love is emotionally unavailable, or has high expectations that you can never meet. Open your heart to your husband. Pastors, you can make sexual demands upon your wife without considering her needs. Husbands, I have one word for you: FOREPLAY. Women need a little romance, gentleness, flowers and poetry. Guys often have one way to approach sex: get naked. If you see God as He is, longing to be caringly and intimately involved in your life, you have the creative God who invented sex to bless your most private lovemaking moments. My husband has performed over 400 weddings (and forgot four -- but that’s another tale for another time). Each time, Roger looks into the eager faces of the happy couple and encourages them to love each other as Christ loved His church. “I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride,” he gleefully concludes. The congregation cheers. The bride and groom smooch away. Then Roger turns his gaze to me and gives me a knowing wink. We know the fun is just beginning. Some say, “Cleanliness is next to godliness.” I say, “Sexiness is next to godliness.” They are beautifully, inextricably intertwined. I get asked frequently if I married Tom because he was minister. I just smile and say nope.....he was a man first.
Sweet and very true about all the important people in my life. :-) Ps....ok, 8 planets, but you get the idea...lol!
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Breath and trust the skin you're in. You are precisely who you have always been waiting to be.
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So true. There are so many beautiful reasons to be #HomeGoodsHappy too!
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Wisdom happiness life motivational quote: there are soany beautiful reasons in life to be happy
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So true and need to remember this!
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"There are so many #beautiful reasons to be #happy" #inspiration #quotes #joy
Please forgive the language but this is so my house!
Excuse the language, but I can't stop laughing
Just like the other sock
Bwahahahaha bad language but so funny
Excuse the language. This is my life story.
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i just laughed out loud...haha so true
Too funny. And so true!
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this is some funny stuff (:
You're gonna do the damn thing for those 15 seconds. Don't worry!
Funny Encouragement Ecard: Singing a song you dont know? Dont worry. That 15 second part you DO know is coming up...and youre gonna OWN that shit.
Seriously, if I had to be a Hoarder Therapist I would just set the house on fire...too much anxiety for this girl to handle... waaay too much shit, piss, and dirty dishes for me:)
So funny! But dont come to my house w a match....my crap is stuff. Only your stuff is crap. So leave my hoard pile of stuff alone. LOL
ecards. burn the hoarders house down lol
My thoughts exactly!
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Carrie Bradshaw. SATC. Sarah Jessica Parker. LOVE THE OUTFIT>>>
This is one of the best quotes my father always told me growing up. I think it's also so fitting that Sarah Jessica Parker portraying Carrie Bradshaw of Sex and The City is the perfect summation of this statement. #2CentsCollective #advice #16 #teenager #wordsofwisdom #quote #quotes #inspiration #inspirational #wisdom
carrie bradshaw quote and the dress
Such a good quote. Thanks Carrie Bradshaw for the words of wisdom!
Carrie Bradshaw best outfits!! #SexAndTheCity #SATC #SexAndTheCityFashion #SJP #CarrieBradshaw #Fashion #SarahJessicaParker
Life lessons from Carrie Bradshaw <3
Carrie Bradshaw cannot be more right Bellas:)
hardest lesson I had to learn
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So true. Life Lessons.
So true. @nikki I just read this 2 seconds ago! (And I got your Econ book this year). A quote from The Kite Runner.
Story of my life... I need to remember this
So true. Story. Of. My. Life.
The most true quote I have ever read and an amazing book
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I need to remember this with the kids.
Giving people time is the greatest gift. #payattention #generosity
*Please Heed These Words* x... This is something so vital to expressing your intent and true care to anyone you value and treasure in your life. It shows a heart that is considerate, respectful and mindful, with humility and integrity...and it will reward you with as much and more than you have given...with the simple gift of sacred attention to another soul. x
Attention is the rarest and purest form of generosity. ~Simone Weil #givepresence
Attention is the rarest and purest form of generosity.. #quote #motivation
attention is the rarest and purest form of generosity ... so true!
Someone putting everything aside for you is a gift. If you find someone who will silence their phone and pay attention to you, hold on to them! Be blessed.
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Absolutely my favorite quote
How I live my life to myself and others
A role model. A realistic person to present realistic ideals and dreams
Wow, takes me back to my childhood memories and ambitions. I absolutely love this and it's so true!
<3 this! you have no idea how these words are my life motto! stay away from the shitty narcissistic mothers who destroy their own families.
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Let’s figure out your career. ~ Levo League
The Extra Mile Free Printable | Peter Loves Jane
Not so much the energy but more the tolerance
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My wrinkles are from laughter, Well, except those lines between my eyebrows... THOSE are my WTF lines & those fuckers are DEEP! Sorry for the language!!!
Funny but true
True story! !!!
Sorry for the language, but it is so true!!!!
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say it before you run out of time. say it before its too late. say what youre feeling. waiting is a mistake. so true
Love. Say it. ~ trish :-)
say it before you run out of time. say it before its too late. say what youre feeling. waiting is a mistake. really need to live by this- especially right now :\
Validate those you love while they are living and speak the truth with love♥
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Say It Before You Run Out Of Time. Waiting Is A Mistake
This is so true for me. My facial expressions make me an open book, every emotion I feel clearly reads on my face.
Soooo true! My facial expressions shows the truth. That's why I can't lie. I'll laugh if I'm lying.
"just for the record here" i couldn't be fake about anything even if i tried.. My facial expressions would never allow it.. As an old school and vintage human of a being!! There is no room for such phoney, imitation and fake/fakester people period.. Old school will still dominate society until the end of the world & universe. I approve this quoted pin. Pin by gerard the gman...
Truth! I can't, I rather just be upfront. I can't hide my facial expressions. I don't like you, believe me you'll read it across my face!
...My face is so expressive it's too much! Ppl mimic my reactions to things and facial expressions all the time. :/ it gets old
I'm a pretty technically good poker player, but I always lose horribly b/c my face is like a map (no, not the lines); I can't bluff to save my life. Kinda like a human golden retriever.
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Some people look cute when they dress comfy, I just look like a homeless man. STORY OF MY LIFE
This is so true and it's so not fair
Some people look cute when they dress comfy, I just look like a homeless man.<----- so true
Dude. Seriously. And I can't pull off a messy bun to save my life. So unfair
The funny thing is it's true but I don't even care
Some people look cute when they dress comfy, I just look like a homeless man. True story.
Cheers to that..
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I am my father's daughter.
Glad I was raised better!! I guess for some women getting drunk is much better than being a mom & actually taking care of your kids & home!! Lol!!! Some women!
i cook like my mom AND drink like my dad. it's all good :D
My life can be explained though ecards
haha so true!
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Funny Family Ecard: You're making it difficult for me to be the parent I always imagined I would be.
So funny! My life until recently
Ha ha parent humor
My children........... EVERYDAY
A CUP OF JO: Made me laugh.
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bahahaha...I just laughed so hard. this is sadly so true
True story. Hate shorts!
i can relate. USE & CREDDIT. (: found on Polyvore hahahaha truth!
i can relate: i hate when...you sit down in shorts and BAM! your thighs are instantly 3759836 times LARGER
I can relate.. so true.. unfortunately lol
This is why I wear capris, pants, or dresses instead of shorts! I keep my thunder thighs to myself :)
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Almost daily kids parents children punish . ecard jokes humor funny hilarious LOL haha hahaha
Haha so true!!!! Poor kid.
That awkward moment when you realize you just punished your kid for acting EXACTLY LIKE YOU.
Yep been there! #parenting #quote
The not so funny truth.
No, of course I've never felt this way! Said no mother that is being truthful!
Exactly. It get's a little old calling people on their bullshit. I know a lie when I hear one..I'm just gonna sit back && smile inside. They aren't worth arguing with..I get sick of dealing with Childish people.
Taurean perceptiveness #zodiac #taurus
Truth. Absolutely hate being lied to.
Never underestimate my ability to know a lie when I hear it... just because I don't call you on it, doesn't mean I am fooled. | Confession Ecard
Never underestimate my ability to know when your lying to me.
Never underestimate my ability to find things out.. some people are morons
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fought to be her
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fought to be her (my new life motto!)
Great wise quote
today’s word | fresh hues | color + inspiration
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Totally me w my pregnancy brain
My own surprise party!!!! Totally me..
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Omg this is my life in an ecard!
so my husband!
..oh so sadly right.
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bahaha! SO FUNNY........
Absolutely, because that one outfit is just so freakin awesome.
this is totally me. I love getting the most out of a great outfit.
ok i'll admit it...i do this...
This is like every weekend of my life... I love this kid
...don't judge :)
Hey! You read this! Good on you!
"How beautiful is to stay silent when someone expects you to be enraged." #quote #inspirational
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Stay Close to Feeling Alive
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Quote of the day!
Definitely my catch phrase.
welcome to my daily vocab.
my life lol
Oh, look. Andrei's favorite word.
dig up in doubt quote - Google Search
what you planted in faith. #quote #wise #words
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Don’t dig up in doubt what you planted in faith.
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rules of a gentleman quotes - Page 15 of 15
rules of a gentleman | The Rules of a Gentleman
Compliments mean alot to her.
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Oh gosh. Sorry for the language.
So true for some people.
so bad but so funny
beauty sleep. Can't stop laughing.
Funny Family Ecard: I hate it when ugly people say 'I need my beauty sleep.' Bitch, you need to hibernate.
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