"Instead of organizing and cleaning my house, I pin ideas on how to organize and clean my house. The irony is not lost on me." And then pin jokes about pinning tips instead of cleaning.

So true

So true! When people would ask what super power I wish I had when I was little it was reading minds.

Too funny.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: According to my pinning, I'm going to need 18 bathrooms, 12 living rooms, 3 backyards, and 1000 closets to get everything I really want in a house.

when you're home alone & someone knocks on your door: say "who is it?" look through the peep hole open the door crawl around on the ground like a ninja and look through the window very quitely to make sure it isn't a masked murder

"Outta the way world. I've got my sassy pants on today. mallorca I think your Tron-pants would be equivalent to sassy pants.

sorry i'm late i didn't want to come.

Sorry I'm Late V Neck


Without a generator those treadmills would be useless. Grr arg Zombie Apocalypse Preparation level: genius Without a generator those treadmills would be useless

pink pink pink

Adrenaline Blush Bouquet - 22 Stems hot pink gerber and fuchsia roses. Love this one because it looks so happy :)