His pledge to her:

"I will kill the spiders. I will share my fries with you when you’ve finished all yours and are still hungry. I won’t ever pop my collar.  I will never be rude to your tummy- when I hear it growl and gurgle, I promise to bend down and reply respectfully. I will eat the mushrooms when we order the supreme pizza. I will kiss the papercuts and the door-slammed finger and the counter-bumped hip. I’ll try my hardest not to get annoyed when you whisper questions and comments…

"I will kill the spiders. I will share my fries with you when you’ve finished all yours and are still hungry. I won’t ever pop my collar. I will kiss the papercuts. and the door-slammed finger. and the counter-bumped hip.

amen

{Ouch-truth} You don’t have to attend every argument you’re invited to.

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The trouble is, you think you have time - Buddha quote The biggest lie humans can believe is that we have all the time in the world. Life is so short and precious.

I love this.

The book was dedicated to C.S Lewis' niece, I think, Lucy. The dedication said something like this "I started this book when you were young enough to read fairy tales, but someday you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again.

@Jennifer Daniels

This made me laugh.out loud! I love my BFF's (that includes my sister ;

No joke

Over 18388 people liked this! TRUTH: Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair.

:)

I love that I am a nerd. Wish I would have realized this at a younger age. My husband is uber hot to me and is a total geek-I am totally attracted to cutie pie geeks.would so rather have a geek than a jock.

i'm very good at awkward!

I don't need to flirt, I will seduce with my awkwardness. Hahahahaha this is so me!

be fearless

Interesting how that works. There are many days I feel " I can't" and yet I DO. I just put one foot in front of the other and then there I am DOING IT. The human machine is an amazing thing.

kudos, mr. jobs.

If you find a job you love, you'll never work a day in your life. Beautiful quote in a great format! I want to print it and hang it on my wall.

uhh huh.

This is funny cos I actually used to take Prozac, and glitter works better. the Prozac just made me tired!

Wonderful quote.

sometimes we need the reminder.this is just what i needed to read today.

YES

"I work because I love this shit". I'll sleep when the internet does.

that's me!

Just sitting here on the corner of awesome and bombdiggity. did someone just use bombdiggity in a quote?

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