Brand Names with Gratuitous Diacritical Marks

Umlauts, macrons, and other pointless garnishes.
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Biotène #1 Dentist Recommended Dry Mouth Brand
Biotène products for dry mouth. The grave accent suggests a French pronunciation -- bio-TEN -- but in fact it's pronounced bio-TEEN.
Delicious Pizza Pies | Poulsbo, WA | Oath Pizza
Oath craft pizza, Boston area. Gratuitous macron over the O.
BRĒZ social tonic
Beverages infused with cannabis or adaptogens like lion's mane mushrooms
nügg
nügg beauty products. "Our award-winning nüggets of goodness are designed to make you feel great in your skin – not only by addressing specific skin issues, but also by making your skin feel soft, smooth and silky to the touch!"
TÖST - Sparkling Alcohol-Free Beverages
TÖST nonalcoholic sparkling beverages
Nūrtūr Salon & Spa
In Columbus, Ohio. Two gratuitous macrons.
TÜBIFY
TÜBIFY frozen-fruit "freezies," made in British Columbia
KURE Wellness Retreat
Kūrë wellness retreat, Danville, CA. It's pronounced "cure."