I once saw a pair of centaurs score high on a stealth check and manage to avoid being noticed sneaking out a broom cupboard with blood oozing from under the door behind a tapestry in the middle of a ball. My vampire tripped on the tapestry.
You're the good one, and they send you to a territory full of evil twins. You become corrupted and learn to stand up for yourself, then convince the officers to switch your camp, but you've already become one of them.
Someone from Alberta posted a whisper, which reads "Mom (raising her voice slightly so she can speak to my dad down at the other end of the grocery store aisle) : "do you guys want any chips?" Dad (at full volume) : "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR DORITOS""