Jokes your kids will love!} Everyday, I print out a joke and put it in my son's lunchbox. He LOVES opening his lunch everyday and learning a new joke. These 30 jokes will come in handy!
"Hurry up and clean the house! We don't want people to think we actually live the way we actually live!" Funny how my mom continually says we don't live like this! When well we kinda do mom.
Someday we'll find out is a conspiracy created by men who are tricking women into cooking, cleaning & working out!
My Birthday Ecard to my bff, sister, friend, other half, Rachel 💜
Some things are better left unsaid. But I'm probably gonna get drunk and say them anyway. Things sometimes need to be said. Thank you alcohol.
Free and Funny Encouragement Ecard: If you think the grass is greener on the other side, it's because it's fertilized with bullshit.
lost my mindful parenting. I lost my memory!
Mine looks like I am going to be very fit,or very very fat .and REALLY crafty too.
Funny Quotes about Awkward Moments. this is so me
When someone yells stop, I don't know if it's in the name of love, it's hammer time or if I should collaborate and listen. Funny saying / music humor