Mary Gantini
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Let's get fucked up. And I don't mean "tipsy" fucked up. I mean "wake up in the middle of a field" fucked up.

LOL.

Lmao that's frigging funny. Thank god I'm a beast and I'm around beautiful beastreses errday. And they lift weights.

LOL.

Free, Breakup Ecard: What do you do if your Ex is limping around and bleeding in your back yard? Take a deep breath, focus, reload, and shoot again

LOL.

Who doesn't like a few funny e-cards? I've selected a few of my favourite Someecards about food, many feature bacon because it's awesome.

... that's about all I got

So unbelievably true. If prison was out of the picture: murder. Murder EVERYWHERE.

Client: How much will you charge for answering two questions? Lawyer: Two hundred dollars. What is the second question? #lawyer #jokes

Client: How much will you charge for answering two questions? Lawyer: Two hundred dollars. What is the second question?