Being crazy isn't enough. ~ Dr. Seuss
Someone has been reading my mind again!
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The silent treatment isn't really a punishment when we all wanted you to shut up in the first place.
My thoughts exactly I know a few people who this applies to. Haha
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.I don't have a short attention span. You have a short interesting span.
... a short interesting span. Ahaha... sometimes!
I don't have a short attention span....
You have a short interesting span...
Haha... This made me laugh.
All I know is one of us is right and the other one is you. #favorite #someecards
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I think I know the answer to this one...
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If a child wakes in the night, making noise, and only the father is around to hear it, does it make a sound? | Family Ecard
If a child wakes in the night and only the father is around to hear it....
Selective hearing... Only a father would know.
Exactly!! So funny...he never even stirs!
Hilarious! Such a deep thought....
Not according to the father! HA!
Wonders of the world.
Exactly!! So funny.
Food for thought
Funny thing is that this is so true because that's how scared of spiders I am. So I don't care we all just have to take one for the team. Lol!
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...I laughed, but spiders so totally freak me out, that yeah, we'd all die if our lives depended on ME hitting THAT button!
First, this made me laugh. Then, I had to think if I would push the button in an emergency. The answer is still debatable...
lol I would definitely NOT go near the black widow guarding the emergency button!!!
Oh this is so true if it was put on me to push the button! HATE spiders:(
So true...right Phina? *giggles*
True story. I hate spiders
Made me laugh....so true!
Laughed out LOUD
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How to completely freak out your kids...human Elf On A Shelf OMG I am dying laughing. bahahah! Or Christmas card idea
How to completely freak out your kids...human Elf On A Shelf. I don't do elf on the shelf, but this is hilarious!
Okay this is funny. i didnt do elf on the shelf this yr but i had to pin this. How to completely freak out your kids...human Elf On A Shelf...can't stop laughing!! hahaha
How to completely freak out your kids...human Elf On the Shelf OK...this just got even more creepy!!
How to completely freak out your kids...human Elf On A Shelf OMG I am dying laughing. bahahah! Now that's working elf on the shelf like a boss!
How to completely freak out your kids...human Elf On A Shelf....creepy, this would freak me out!
Elf on the shelf idea seekers, How to completely freak out your kids. Bahahaha!!!
How to completely freak out your kids...human Elf On A Shelf. Halloween costume?
Laughed out LOUD OMG FUNNY STUFF
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Funny Baby Ecard: First child eats dirt. Parent calls doctor. Second child eats dirt. Parent cleans out mouth. Third child eats dirt. Parent wonders if she really needs to feed him lunch.
So true, 3rd child eats dirt and you send photo to siblings to tell them another trait she gets from you! hahah! Not saying this happened...
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OMG this made me giggle
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Timeout is a waste of time!! Redirection, natural consequences,and positive reinforcement works best!
Did you ever think that maybe we parents were guilted into raising our kids with totally ineffective disciplinary measures (i.e. Timeouts), and wish you parented more like those horrible out of touch people - YOUR PARENTS!?
Ha! Everyone knows timeout is more for mommies than anyone else
I'm pretty sure time outs are for the mom...Or the kids safety
These words never came out of my children's mouths!
timeout is stupid! it's called discipline people!
Ha! Yet I continue to give my girls timeouts...
And that's why timeouts are pointless!
Ecard: I'll be damned if after the 5 longest minutes of my life, I'm going to "let cool in the microwave for 1 minute". LOL :)
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I'll be damned if after the 5 longest minutes of my life, I'm going to "let cool in microwave for 1 minute". | Farewell Ecard | someecards.com
As someone who lives largely on Lean Cuisine lunches, I can attest to this.
microwave meals. Longest minute of your life
the 5 longest minutes of my life.
Lean Cuisine story of my life...
ill be damned
I should have a board just for coffee
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This is an excellent quote on coffee love. #Coffee is a delicious hot bold caffeinated drug that gets many #CoffeeLovers thinking every morning. Coffee Lovers know this drug is legal and is simply awesome. There is nothing better than starting your day with a hot bold cup of coffee. ~Me
Coffee is a drug… a warm delicious drug. Source: http://bit.ly/pz216S - via @SexCigarsBooze
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ah... coffee ... Coffee is a drug, a warm delicious drug.
Coffee is a drug... A warm delicious drug SO TRUE!!
Coffee is a drug....a warm delicious drug!!! ☕
coffee is a warm delicious drug...
A warm delicious drug. Coffee!
Yessss! #coffee #addicted
"Never give up on your stupid, stupid dreams." #Tshirt
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I agree. Stupid Stupid dreams are lovely!
Stupid, stupid dreams :) by Wildmother555
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stupid dreams is the best dreams
live your stupid, stupid dream
My stupid dreams
Lol!! So funny
Throwing gang signs while walking your bunny. Thug life.
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Throwing gang signs while walking your bunny. Thug life. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Throwing gang signs while walking your bunny. Thug life. Nailed it.(look the bunny is embarrassed)
Throwing gang signs while walking your bunny. Thug life. Nailed it.....hhhhhaaaahhhhaaaa
Throwing gang signs while walking your pet bunny. Thug life. Nailed it.
Throwing gang signs while walking your bunny. #ThugLife
Bunny walking in da' Hood! #thuglife
I wasn't sure whether to put this in Funny Stuff or Great Ideas:/ I know some people I'd like to recommend this to. Not naming names:)
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Some people should use a glue stick instead of chap stick. | Somewhat Topical Ecard | someecards.com
Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: Some people should use a glue stick instead of chap stick.
giggles. I think we all could have benefited from this at one time or another! :)
Some people should use a glue stick instead of a chapstick.
So funny yet so true
I can relate... so well.
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lol i can't have the bathroom door closed for more than a minute before a mouse toy or a paw comes crawling under the door
So true! Sometime I get several little hands and a cat paw, but only if I lock the door. If it isn't locked, both kids and the cat walk right in, the cat will curl around my legs or stand on the back of the toilet stalking me from behind, one kid will climb into my lap and the other will probably be trying to hand me some food item to open In The Bathroom!!!!!
This is so my life! My mom says we used to pass paper and a pencil under the door because she didnt want to talk...HA!
My life!! Well that's if I actually manage to get the door closed in the first place without one of them getting in.
We have all been here!! Lock the door quick for just 2 seconds of bathroom peace! LOL Someone else wrote: "My friend from college who had a kid last year just posted this on Facebook."
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haha every single time!!! Now they know how to open the door!!
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I can relate. Its so true.
If you wanted to start a fight, this is one way to do so. Also, by calling the new woman "well endowed all over". I just assume she was jealous since she was using my MIL's old practice boobs that she was trying out before an implant job. If you have to criticize my natural curves while using false ones, perhaps you should just keep your mouth shut about them!
Asking how my day at work went is like asking how a drive-by shooting went...I'm just lucky I got out alive!
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Asking how my day at work went
Some nights! CICU style
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This annoys me so much, the gun control advocate is arguing that gun sellers are culpable for murders committed with guns, and the response is the same tired "guns don't kill people," crap. If you want to win the argument you have to actually respond to the claim that's being made.
Well played. I love this cuz it is so true . People love to blame others for things instead of facing the truth. People kill people. The trigger cannot pull itself
spoons made me fat... people need to take responsibility for their own actions. guns don't kill people, people kill people
Those darn spoons. | people need to open their eyes & realize it's not the guns killing people. A gun is useless if it has no one operating it. We need idiot control laws... Not gun control. ;)
Spoons: just as responsible for making people fat, and gun sellers are for killing people.
Saying guns, gun sellers, and gun manufacturers kill people is just stupid. I LOVE it!
So true........damn spoons!!!!!!!!!!
Funny pictures about Spoon Control.... Oh, and cool pics about Spoon Control.... Also, Spoon Control... photos.
Oh you hate drama? Please, keep dramatically complaining about it.
5 DEADLY TERMS Used By A Woman: 1. FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when she knows she is right and you need to shut up. 2. NOTHING: Means something and you need to be worried. 3. GO AHEAD: This is a dare, not permission, do not do it. ... Wood Sign $37.50 LOL. Be warned, Gentlemen! (Tho Im betting most of you already know the deal :-)
Funny, but true! Boys..... Beware! ;)
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Five Deadly Terms Used By A Woman from L. B. Sommer the author of 199 Ways To Improve Your Relationships, Marriage, and Sex Life - for lots more funny stuff and sample readings to my various books: http://www.lbsommer-author.yolasite.com/funny-quotes-about-women.php
5 Deadly Terms Used By a Woman.... This kind of makes me laugh. a couple of these are true for me. I'll be honest.
5 Deadly Terms Used By a Woman--- had to pin. We all need a good giggle :) soo true.
5 Deadly Terms I laughed when I read this because it's so true!!
5 Deadly Terms used by a Woman... haha so true
So funny! Literally laughed out loud!
I thought this was so funny but true
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Everything happens for a reason - Somebody said that to me a while back when something happened in my life... I wish I'd have seen this beforehand, lol. Cuz it's true. Pretty much the reason it happened was because I made a bad decision!
Everything happens for a reason but sometimes the reason is that you're stupid and you make bad decisions.
Everything happens for a reason...holding myself back from putting this on some people's fb pages!! @Paola Baroni
I really wish I could say this to some people!!!
haha, some people just don't get that
Most of the time?
Not yet...but so funny. "that awkward moment when you realize you just punished you kid for acting exactly like you"
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"that awkward moment when you realize you just punished you kid for acting exactly like you" #thestruggleisreal
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Funny College Ecard: 'Nursing school made me realize how well I handle stress' Said no one ever.
Oh! Not very nice......... but it makes me giggle. Karma's a bitch.
My life, so true haha!
that awkward moment... - renegade mothering
I was a young mom. I know I don't do everything right, I think that's impossible...I think that what is right for one kid, might not be right for the next. We're all different and that's great. It's what makes the world interesting. Sometimes though I sit here and think "I really hope I'm not screwing my kids up for life." That's normal right? I saw this e-card on Facebook and laughed out loud. Yes, I LOL’d. This is my life. There are times where I’ll reprimand my daughter for something and she’ll say “what would you have done?” Then I stand there with a dumb look on my face. Touché. I have what many of our friends and family call a “mini-me” but she is so much more than that. She is the very best parts of me….all the good and…well, yes some of the bad too. She has my temper and although it’s been known to get me in trouble sometimes she is much better at controlling it then I have ever been. She is strong willed but not to a fault. I don’t ever have to worry about her getting taken advantage of. She has her own voice and she knows how to use it. She will stand up for herself and others if she needs to. She has my sense of humor, that not everyone gets. She works hard for what she wants. She understands, even at 13, that the best things in life are earned. She’s not always nice, but she isn’t ever hurtful. She may never be Homecoming Queen but Miss Congeniality…maybe. :) My B turned 13 last Friday. I still can't believe I have a teenager. I am so very thankful for this little girl who came into our lives at the most perfect moment. This precious gift who, during the worst time in my life, gave me something to hold on to. I love you B! Until next time.....ADIOS!
I'm so glad you TOLD me what a good Christian you are - judging by your actions, I NEVER would've known! | Somewhat Topical Ecard | someecards.com
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Just because you say you are a christian doesn't mean you are a good person!!!!!!! Actions speak louder than words. Even behind closed doors!!!!
haha - oh how I have wished I could say this to some people that have attacked me about not being a christian!
In general, if you're a truly good person, you wouldn't have to brag about it because everyone would know already.
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I totally know some people like that... And it's sad because they're claiming to be God's children and then acting like that. It gives God a bad image and that's not how God wants us to act. But I just we can learn from their mistakes to make us better children of our God!
Just because your christian doesn't mean your a good person.
Some people.... gotta walk to walk not just talk the talk
Lol haha...So true !
Best Christmas card ever.
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Can we all agree that this is the best Christmas card? Or merry Christmas from the mutha-fuckin jail...
Can we all agree that this is the best Christmas card? Hahahahahaha! I can't stop laughing!
Can we all agree that this is the best Christmas card ever? Merry Christmas from prison.
Can we all agree that this has to be the funniest Christmas card?
Can this be real? If so its going in the xmas card hall of fame!
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Ghetto christmas card
Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But shout it at them in German, because life is also terrifying and confusing.
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Haha. Hehehe. Giggle. LOL. LMAO. LMFAO. (Funny. Ecards. Laugh. Joke. Hilarious. Humor) 'Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But shout it at them in German, because life is also terrifying and confusing.'
Tell someone you love them today... but be realistic. baha..so funny ICH LIEBE DICH!!!! also sounds kinda dirty
Ich liebe dich!!! I'm learning German... so be afraid, be very afraid!
Lol so funny... Jsyk, I love you in German is ich liebe dich!
Ich liebe dich! Ich leibe dich!
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