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    There's no denying this supermassive attraction to you, girl. #heygirl

    Solving the World’s Toughest Energy Challenges

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    Hey girl, I’m searching for my Mrs. Right Angle.

    Solving the World’s Toughest Energy Challenges

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    • Miriam Langsam
      Miriam Langsam

      Dear GE. I an obsessed with your social but this takes the cake. It's perfection. You might also enjoy http://www.pinterest.com/mh...

    • Vamsi Kurama
      Vamsi Kurama

      :) :)

    • GE
      GE

      Thanks, Miriam! Glad you enjoyed this pin. :)

    • Eman Elashye
      Eman Elashye

      Dina lol!

    • Kathleen Hunter
      Kathleen Hunter

      "Hey Girl, I was so threatened by Alternating Current, that I ended up inventing the electric chair."

    Hey girl ;)

    Shaping the Future at GE Global Research

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    • Morgan Watts
      Morgan Watts

      This is beautiful ^.^

    • Greg Linnemanstons
      Greg Linnemanstons

      You guys really worked it, and we all need to give you credit for that. You left no pun unturned, and that takes effort and inspiration!

    Online dating. Try #Carbondating! #love #holiday #vday #geeks

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      i3 Laptop

      :)

    • Becky Lund & Associates
      Becky Lund & Associates

      the dating mix

    • Tanner Mayweather
      Tanner Mayweather

      haha classic i love these pins

    Hey girl, I’m a secret inventor man.

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    #heygirl

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    • eliteeyewearstudio.com
      eliteeyewearstudio.com

      Clever...

    • Benchmark Displays
      Benchmark Displays

      Very clever...

    • Schyler Osborne
      Schyler Osborne

      Edison is the perfect mascot for GE. It's a match made in heaven. They share a vision of a world run by their inferior products completely motivated by altruism/money

    Talk to me, girl. #heygirl

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    • N/A
      N/A

      Oh stop! I bet you say that to ANYTHING with a big caboose.

    • GE
      GE

      N/A - We're glad you enjoy our #heygirl board!

    • Schyler Osborne
      Schyler Osborne

      Wow, that's really powerful. I guess the next step is to shut it down before it can get to the US Army and win a war (like radar technology) or otherwise benefit the masses

    • Schyler Osborne
      Schyler Osborne

      For the best. GE's track record on defense contracts is. . .uh. . . well, less than patriotic

    • Kathleen Hunter
      Kathleen Hunter

      Hey Girl, my homeboy (err... sorry.. Enemy) Westinghouse Really was the man when it came to trains... and actually Paid that dapper genius Tesla... unlike me.

    I have a crush on you, girl. #heygirl

    Thomas Edison @ GE

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    • GE
      GE

      Richman Rau - We're happy to hear that you enjoyed it :)

    • Benchmark Displays
      Benchmark Displays

      Sure know how to talk to a girl. Love it.

    • Schyler Osborne
      Schyler Osborne

      Longer than General Electric's decades long history of waste disposal will contaminate our natural resources?

    • Amy Kazary
      Amy Kazary

      interesting...lol

    • Amanda Chapman
      Amanda Chapman

      LoVe it!!

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    xoxo #heygirl

    Thomas Edison @ GE

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    • Schyler Osborne
      Schyler Osborne

      Not William Morrison? I really don't know why I'm surprised. Tell you what, I'll buy one of YOUR electric cars if you can promise me you won't recall it, tell me it's impossible to repair, upsale me to another model, and meanwhile send the replacement part to other customers.

    • Diksha Gerella
      Diksha Gerella

      Super stuff, interesting idea!

    • Christine 'CK' Kotila
      Christine 'CK' Kotila

      Schyler, you are a complete a-hole. I've reported EVERY single response you've had. RESPECT Pinterest, respect other pinners you D-bag. Signed, C from the D. Yes, THE D. Detroit!

    • Schyler Osborne
      Schyler Osborne

      Every single thing I posted is a fact and it makes me sick that they still venerate one of America's greatest villains. And GE couldn't be more evil if Lex Luthor were CEO. Pinterest is for pinners not for huge corporations to try to hock their products on social media by trying to appeal to members with awful memes.

    • Irena Pannacchione
      Irena Pannacchione

      Hey Girl I just murdered Nikola Tesla so we can rip of billions together

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    #heygirl

    Thomas Edison @ GE

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    • N/A
      N/A

      Answer: YES.

    • GE
      GE

      N/A - ;)

    • IndependenceFirst
      IndependenceFirst

      Nice color. ;) Thx for the LOL's on this board.

    • Schyler Osborne
      Schyler Osborne

      The only thing you were better at than your contemporaries was racing them down to the patent office.

    • Irena Pannacchione
      Irena Pannacchione

      You mean the idea that he stole and murdered for? And killed animals on wires so that he could con everyone

    I have a splitter for these headphones, girl. #heygirl

    Thomas Edison @ GE

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    • GC Vellutino
      GC Vellutino

      GE, go to GE Colab and join our meme group!

    • Tanner Mayweather
      Tanner Mayweather

      this is probabl my favorite one on this whole board

    • Schyler Osborne
      Schyler Osborne

      Be careful! If you invent anything more efficient he'll hire a bunch of thugs to come smash it up.

    • Richa Patel
      Richa Patel

      Good stuff GE team!

    • Irena Pannacchione
      Irena Pannacchione

      You mean he stole it

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    Telegraph me sometime, girl. #heygirl

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    • GE
      GE

      Sean Vander Meulen - We've addressed this in a blog post about the "10 Inventors of the Incandescent Lightbulb." Check it out: http://www.txchnologist.com...

    • Vanessa McGrady
      Vanessa McGrady

      This is hilarious. I work for a utility. Using this as case study, thank you.

    • Sean Vander Meulen
      Sean Vander Meulen

      GE - Yes, your article is very informative and well-written, thank you. I was making a joke based on the popular misconceptions of Edison as a prolific inventor who came up with his ideas out of thin air, a myth which I appreciate you debunking. It may have gone too far in the other direction; I don't mean to cloud the issue. My personal understanding of the issues surrounding the provenance of Edison's inventions is much more nuanced. I am a physics teacher, and I am always sure to make the point to my students that science is a group effort, and am careful not to ascribe spurious motives to scientific work or take sides in the Edison/Tesla fight or similar debates. I am always eager to learn more, if you have other such resources. Thanks!

    • GE
      GE

      Sean Vander Meulen - Thank you for taking the time to share your thoughts with us :)

    • Schyler Osborne
      Schyler Osborne

      Tom, your ego is repellent. You were more Capitalist than inventor, which is fine up until the point that you have your friends create an award in your name and start handing it to real innovators. It would be like someone handing Lennon/McCartney the Sir Mix-a-lot Award of Musical Acheivement

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    #heygirl

    Thomas Edison @ GE

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    • Absolute Solar and Wind
      Absolute Solar and Wind

      Haha, brilliant!

    • GE
      GE

      Absolute Solar and Wind - We're glad we made you laugh today :)

    • Schyler Osborne
      Schyler Osborne

      Maybe it'll shed some light on your activities, Tom. Tell us about the time you electrocuted those animals to get people to think your rival's groundbreaking discovery was "unsafe"

    We know this is crazy.

    Thomas Edison @ GE

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    • GE
      GE

      Alexandra Abrams - We're glad you enjoyed it :)

    • Schyler Osborne
      Schyler Osborne

      Your such a romantic. Maybe you could tell us about those prisoners up in Walla Walla. Was that business or pleasure?

    • Nishtha Dixit
      Nishtha Dixit

      This is by far the best meme on Call Me Maybe...

    • Christine 'CK' Kotila
      Christine 'CK' Kotila

      Awesome--just awesome.

    • Nati Oviedo
      Nati Oviedo

      Wow, I didn't know anything about the Walla Walla prisioners :S

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