ChunkyMark on youtube. Pure brilliance. Sensationally funny and can get angry like no other. Give this man a tv show as soon as possible Reward people like this, not cunts from x factor or big brother or voice or towie or MIC. SORT IT OUT! ChunkyMark, 4/5 on the Interest Index.
Roisin Murphy and Moloko gave me one of my great life moments when i saw them life in 2004. The ultimate stage presence, sublimely beautiful and a fascinating woman with a fascinating story, i purely love her. 4/5 on the Interest Index.
Kate Elson. Amazingly hot, film director. Me. want. to. touch. Her sister, Karen, is probs more famous but sadly Karen is the opposite of great as she married the gross, lank haired, spider limbed anti melody maker, Jack White. If i were Kate and Karens father, id kick Karen out of the family for bad choices. Anyway, Kate get a 2/5 on the Interest Index EDIT Karen and dickhead Jack White divorced. Karen not such a dick no more.
Samantha Brick: Independence? A career? Who needs them! A husband who prizes your looks, not your mind is the key to a happy marriage
Starting to LOVE Samantha Brick, so unashamedly confident. Or massively deluded. Or a genius troll. Each way, she rockets on the interest index. Single handedly stripping back bloody feminism with her pride in being a trophy wife, always being available to her hubby for sex and submitting to monthly weight checks! And blonde too. Samantha Brick, in with a bullet. 3/5 on the Interest Index.
John Travolta. Or John Gayvolta. Definitely interesting. Big career, then a dead career then revived career. Flies jumbo jets. High up in a mental religion. Friends with shitballs Oprah. Has a hot wife to cover what is emerging as his rampant homosexuality. Good dancer, general weirdo. But yep. Interesting. 2/5 on the Interest Index.
This is a bit of art by my ex, sarah. I didnt want to put her picture up, that would be weird. But I have to say, I found her to be a more fascinating and interesting woman than most women i have ever met and it is a shame she has 'Gotye'd' me!! Always keen to see what she is up to next. Talented, diffident. 2.5/5 on the Interest Index. (im not gunna suck up and give 5)
Didnt realise she was quite as stacked til I saw this picture, what will David Mitchell do with them? Victoria Coren is a super cool woman, witty, clever, ballsy, better than me. Her attitude and demeanour remind me of when better ex girlfriends were going through a creative period. And by that, I mean channeling energy properly during time of the month. I feel she would treat me like a child. 4/5 on the Interest Index
Lionel Messi. Just incredible. 72 goals in 59 games in 2011/12 season. Could well be the greatest of all time. But the only way he will get that honour is by leaving Barca and going to a lesser team and helping them win. Like Maradona at Napoli. That made Maradona immortal. So 3/5 on the Interest Index, would go to 4/5 if he moved clubs to prove how good he is.
All of these people are brilliant. Ellen is the least brilliant and so doesnt factor into this compliment but am so glad sophia grace met russell. 4/5 on the Interesting Index for Russell Brand and Sodia Grace, 1/5 for Rosie. None for Ellen, but thats ok. I do like her. But to even get a 1 on the Interest Index means you are better than most people on earth.
Leelee Sobieski. Just gets better with age. Although hasnt done much bloody acting for a while. Am writing a script now just so she can be in it. Although she might blow the audition. 2/5 on the Interest Index.
Darlene Zschech, The leader of Hillsong during the glory years of the mid to late 90s and early 00's. They were smashing it with melody and just decent music. Hillsong now has gone massively downhill as 'cool christians' have a crack at writing songs. There are no cool christians im afraid. To be cool requires the devil inside. 2.5/5 on the Interest Index
Weird voice, aggressive and a little too full of herself, there is still something fascinating about Melody Hossaini. She scares me but Id still have a crack. If I could put her on mute. 3/5 on the Interest Index.
Cristiano Ronaldo, the best player I have ever seen at Man Utd. I miss him and want him back. Not super interesting though. Although he did use a surrogate to have a son. Which is pretty weird. 2/5 on the Interest Index
Rebekah Brooks among six arrested in phone-hacking investigation
Just think she is cool. Always answers questions with a bit of a swagger and her answering the question about David Camerons sign off on his texts, was just plain sexy. Smart, criminal and confident. 3/5 on the Interest Index