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Bucketlist, Interconnect Trampolines, Buckets Lists, Trampolines Bridges In Paris, Giant Interconnect, Azc Architecture, Trampolines Bridges Paris, Places, Three Giant
A Trampoline Bridge in Paris Made of inflatable tubing and three giant interconnected trampolines, designed by AZC Architecture Studio. (Happiest place ever?)
Place to visit- Trampoline Bridge, Paris I know very little about this bridge although it looks very fun to jump on.
Trampoline Bridge in Paris - Wayyyy to cool! #bucketlist
A Trampoline Bridge in Paris Made of inflatable tubing and three giant interconnected trampolines, designed by AZC Architecture Studio. This is going on my bucket list! :D
"This morning I had a fight with Victor about towels. I can’t tell you the details because it wasn’t interesting enough to document at the time, but it was basically me telling Victor I needed to buy new bath towels, and Victor insisting that I NOT buy towels because I “just bought new towels“. Then I pointed out that the last towels I’d bought were hot pink beach towels, and he was all “EXACTLY” and then I hit my head against the wall for an hour. Then Laura came to pick me up so we could...
Giant Metals, The Doors, Laughing So Hard, Funniest Blog, Blog Posts, Front Doors, Metals Chicken, Knock Knock, Whole Chicken
Laughing so hard Im crying! FUNNIEST blog post EVER in life! Lmao! Beyoncé the giant metal chicken. "Knock knock, mother fucker." Via the blogess: "This morning I had a fight with Victor about towels. I can’t tell you the details because it wasn’t interesting enough to document at the time, but it was basically me telling Victor I needed to buy new bath towels, and Victor insisting that I NOT buy towels because I “just bought new towels“. Then I pointed out that the last towels I’d bought were hot pink beach towels, and he was all “EXACTLY” and then I hit my head against the wall for an hour. Then Laura came to pick me up so we could go to the discount outlet together, and as Victor gave me a kiss goodbye he lovingly whispered, “You are not allowed to bring any more goddam towels in this house or I will strangle you“. And that was exactly what I was still echoing through my head an hour later, when Laura and I stopped our shopping carts and stared up in confused, silent awe at a display of enormous metal chickens, made from rusted oil drums. Laura: I think you need one of those. me: You’re joking, but they’re kind of horrifically awesome. Laura: I’m not joking. We need to buy you one. me: The 5-foot tall one was $300, marked down to $100. That’s like, $200 worth of chicken for free. Laura: You’d be crazy not to buy that. I mean, look at it. IT’S FULL OF WHIMSY. me: Victor’d be pissed. Laura: Yup. me: But on the plus side? It’s not towels. Laura: Yup. me: We will name him Henry. Or Charlie. Or O’Shannesy. Laura: Or Beyoncé. me: Or Beyoncé. Yes. And when our friends are sad we can leave him at their front door to cheer them up. Laura: Exactly. It’ll be like, “You thought *yesterday* was bad? Well, now you have a enormous metal chicken to deal with. Perspective. Now you have it.” Then we flagged down a salesman, and we were all “What can you tell us about these chickens?”, as if we were in an art gallery, and not in a store that specializes in last years’ bathmats. He didn’t know anything about them, but he said that they’d only only sold one and it was to a really drunk lady, and then Laura and I were all “SOLD. All this chicken belongs to us now.” Insert-inappropriate-cock-joke-here. So he loaded it onto a trolley, but Beyoncé was surprisingly unstable, and the giant 5 foot metal chicken crashed over onto the floor. And Laura and I were all “CHICKEN DOWN! CLEAN-UP IN AISLE 3″ but he didn’t laugh. Then the manager came to see what was causing all the commotion, and that’s when he found the very-conservative salesman unhappily struggling to right an enthusiastically pointy chicken which was almost as tall as he was. The salesman was having a hard time, and he told everyone to stand back “because this chicken will cut you“, and at first I thought he meant it as a threat, like “That chicken has a shiv”, but turns out he just meant that all the chickens’ ends were sharp and rusty. It was awesome, and Laura and I agreed that even if we got tetanus, this chicken had already paid for himself even before we got it in her truck. Then we got to my house and quietly snuck the chicken up to my front door, rang the doorbell, and hid around the corner. Knock-knock, motherfucker. Victor opened the door and looked at the chicken in stunned silence for about 3 seconds. Then he sighed, closed the door and walked away. Laura: What the fuck? That’s it? That’s the only reaction we get? me: That’s it. He’s a hard man to rattle. Victor was surprisingly pissed that I’d “wasted money” on an enormous chicken, because apparently he couldn’t appreciate the hysterical value of a 5 foot chicken ringing the doorbell. Then I said, “Well, at least it’s not towels” and apparently that was the wrong thing to say because that’s when Victor screamed and stormed off, but I knew he was locked in his office because I could hear him punching things in there. Then I yelled through his door, “It’s an anniversary gift for you, asshole. Two whole weeks early. 15 YEARS IS BIG METAL CHICKENS.” Then he yelled that he wanted it gone, but I couldn’t move it myself, so instead I said okay and went to watch tv. Then when the UPS guy came I hid, but he was all “Dude. Nice chicken” and Victor yelled, “IT IS NOT A NICE CHICKEN”. Which was probably very confusing to the UPS guy, who was just trying to be polite, Victor. Victor seemed more disgruntled than usual, so I finally dragged the chicken into the backyard and wedged it into a clump of trees so that it could scare the snakes away. Then I came in and Victor angrily pulled me into his office so that I could see that I’d stationed Beyoncé directly in front of his only window. And I was all “Exactly. YOU’RE WELCOME.” I told him that he could move Beyoncé if he wanted to, but he totally hasn’t. Probably because of all of the giant rocks I piled on Beyonce’s feet to dissuade burglars. Or possibly because Beyoncé is growing on him. Still, I can’t help but think that we wouldn’t even be having this argument if Beyoncé was towels. Honestly, this whole chicken is really a lesson in picking your battles more carefully. Plus, he’s awesome and I can’t stop giggling every time I look at him. Beyoncé, that is. Best. 15th anniversary. ever."
Aruba and the Catamaran with the cruise! Beautiful!
Buckets Lists, Dushi Aruba, Beautiful Places, Mi Dushi, Tropical Destinations
Qt2 Athletic, Running Shoes, Kwicki Qt2, Kswiss Kwicki, Athletic Shoes, Kswiss Women, Lightweight Training, Women Kwicki, Racing Shoes
$143.95-$143.99 K-SWISS Women's Kwicky QT2 (Optcyllw/Fijiblu/Blk 5.5 M) - * Profile: A quick-transition lightweight training and racing shoe. 9.7oz, 274.99g * Midsole/Outsole: Guideglide (TM) dual-density constructon featuring Blade-Light Technology (TM) cushioning and side drainage. * Superfoam (R) heel crash pad and footbed. * Aosta II (R) heel outsole and Duraplush (TM) forefoot outsole. ...
Triathlon LAB - K-Swiss Women's Kwicky QT2 Running Shoe, $143.98 (http://www.triathlonlab.com/k-swiss-womens-kwicky-qt2-running-shoe/)
Cant wait to try this new Kswiss Kwicky out!
K-Swiss Women's Kwicky QT2 Athletic Shoes K-Swiss, http://www.amazon.com/dp/B005V0CT0I/ref=cm_sw_r_pi_dp_X5vRpb18NX4Q0
Frenchpolynesia, Buckets Lists, Dreams Vacations, Resorts, Four Seasons, French Polynesia, Best Quality, Honeymoons, Borabora
Four Seasons Resort, Bora Bora, French Polynesia. My dream vacation.
Four Seasons Resort, Bora Bora, French Polynesia... Bucket list :)
The best Honeymoon spot ever, i still have lovely day dreams about you!!!!!!!!!!!! Four Seasons Resort Bora Bora, French Polynesia, which overlooks the verdant Mount Otemanu.
Four Seasons Resort Bora Bora #BoraBora #FourSeasons #FrenchPolynesia #FourSeasonsBoraBora #Exotic #ExoticVacation #Beach #Honeymoon
Types 181, Volkswagen 181, Trucks Cars, Vw 181, Cars Bik, Ws, Dreams Cars, 181 Kubel, Favorite Cars
Volkswagen 181, my favorite car ever...
Disney Movies, Living Alone, Buckets Lists, Beds, Bucketlist Things, Before I Die, Stay Naked, Challenges Accepted, Things To Do
This is from one of those bucketlist things and I think this should be on ours :)
stay naked for an entire day. I dream of living alone!!
Challenge accepted. ;)
bucket list before I die why not? Lol
Stay naked for an entire day✔️ 16 August 2015- Day in bed with Keith and a Disney Movie Marathon
My favourite thing to do :)
This year or next...
New Orleans, Bourbon Street, Senior Years, Before I Die, Celebrity Tuesday, Mardi Gras, The Buckets Lists, My Buckets Lists, Be Awesome
mardi gras!! To be checked off the bucket list FEB 2013
my bucket list: celebrate mardi gras in new orleans
senior year of college, 2011, mardi gras fell on spring break. roadtripping from ohio was one of my best decisions. of course, i had 30 of my friends, a giant house to crash in, and an endless supply of booze and whiskey.
I just want to go to New Orleans!..but Mardi Gras would be awesome (:
Been to new Orleans.. Never got to celebrate Mardi gras... Before I die
would love to!!
Idea, Maps, The Ocean, Before I Die, Buckets Lists Travel, Roads Trips, The Buckets Lists, Darts, Travel Quotes
#theCulturedOwl #Travel #Quotes
throw a dart at a map and travel to wherever it lands (not the ocean)
Before I die: Throw a dart at a map and travel to wherever it lands. Sounds like a neat idea; must do at least once.
Bucket list; Travel from Dart...if i miss the map with the dart does that mean i have to go to the moon?
Bucket List Ideas | The Bucket List | Meet Me In Paradise
How fun would that be?! To use a US map and take a road trip to wherever the dart falls.
need to get one soon
Fit Clothing, Buckets Lists, Shops Lists, Purchase Mine
Road ID ~ just purchased mine. Best to be safe <3
A pink VW bus...
Vwvans, Buses, Pink Cars, Vw Bus, Roads Trips, Minibus, Vwbus, Vw Vans, Dreams Cars
Nice Pink Cars: Vintage VW Bus
Pink VW bus. One day I'll get to go on a road trip in this !
So, I think this would be a really cool way to get to prom! Forget limos and party buses!
pink vw van for a holiday road trip :)
My parents tried to get me a VW bus but I ended up with a Subaru #firstworldpains. One day I'll have my dream car!
pink VWvan LOVE IT!!!
Cute as a Button... Minibus con clase!! años 60