This is me!

just not fair. i want to renew my vows just so i can have another wedding, lol.

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This say's it all! haha I'm outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios. (I'd have to add screened patios since we do have mosquitoes that can carry people off here)

Yeah. I've got a serious problem.

Me after eating one healthy meal: I wonder how much weight I've lost. Don't tell me you've never thought this. Health and fitness, fitness humor.

You Go Glen Coco!

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Oh so true.

Desperately need a "hide political posts" button on FB so I will still like my friends after the election.

Two most common things that come out of my mouth at home.

If you’re like most women, you have a whole lotta clothes, but “nothing to wear.” You shouldn’t have to fight with your closet to look good. Have a personal wardrobe stylist help you sort through your clothing and tell you “what not to wear.

You will get "klamedia" ... and die.

even Mean Girls is not as stupid of a movie as Twilight. "If you have sex, you WILL get pregnant- and you WILL die!

I think this ad campaign would be successful for a limited subset of the population.

My best friend got engaged over the weekend, figured this would look nice on their facebook wall!

two things i love: lord of the rings (specifically gollum) and mocking pop culture.

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Giant Wine Bottle Wine Glass

For anyone who can drink a whole bottle of wine in one sitting, this is the perfect glass. This giant wine glass holds a full-sized bottle of wine so that you can drink all you want without havi .

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