Free, News Ecard: I open a text and mentally respond then forget to actually respond.

Hahaha...So so so True!

I hate when people give me encouragement. I feel like saying, "Shut up, I know I can do it, I just don't want to." encouragement funny leave me alone humor

Oh so true...


Funny pictures about Why sarcasm exists. Oh, and cool pics about Why sarcasm exists. Also, Why sarcasm exists.


SO TRUE! Parents please start being parents. This world is full of selfish people and kids thinking they are entitled to EVERYTHING! If you are going to have kids, then be the parent, not the friend!


Free and Funny Confession Ecard: When someone stares at me, I assume they are taking notes. On how to be fabulous.


Free and Funny News Ecard: Those aren't gray hairs. They're strands of glitter growing from my head, idiot.


swearing is a great stress reliever, especially if you have a high stress job. I don't mean swearing at people.I mean random words pouring from your mouth while in friends company!


My 30 days of thanks! (FB person- "Day I am thankful for all the support, please continue to keep me in your prayers!") (Me thinking- Day "You just checked in at Sushi Palace with 7 others for ladies night, yea I think you’re just fine!

haha "When women wear makeup, they're basically lying to us." I don't see why I'm being blamed for a man stupid enough to think I have GOLD EYELIDS!


Funny Confession Ecard: I don't hold grudges.I remember the facts!

Exactly! There, their, they're...

I can actually hear your words being misspelled while you are speaking to me. Some people you just know.

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Funny Friendship Ecard: If your friends don't make fun of you then they aren't really friends. #friendship

Funny Friendship Ecard: If your friends don't make fun of you then they aren't really friends.or your family!