oh yeah

Funny Confession Ecard: I lose track of how many times a day I'd like to turn to someone and say 'you can't seriously be this freaking stupid!

Keep your mouth shut, Taco.

Don’t Say A Thing, Taco

"Taco knows how long It's been since you washed that bra you're wearing." "You disgust taco." "Keep your mouth shut, Taco." Funny greeting cards with cats

Breathe In, Breathe Out, Move On

not the faith tattoo but the Jimmy Buffett quote on the bracelet. My next tattoo needs to be something that will keep me calm when I'm going crazy.

I'm outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios.

Im outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios. erinmavrides Im outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios. Im outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios.

To bad it didn't work out this way. :P

No one is too pretty to work. To lazy or stupid maybe, but never too pretty. I need to find one my husband thinks I'm too pretty to work.

Hahaha :P

Funny Reminders Ecard: You may not want to see a bunch of pics of my kids on FB but, I'm not fond of all the pics you take of yourself in a mirror of a dirty bathroom either.

Vulgarity is no substitute for wit | Downton Abbey

'Vulgarity is no substitute for wit' - 😞 by Downton Abbey . "Vulgarity appears in many ways. We live in a society where profanity and vulgarity are accepted means of conduct and expression—even a way of life for some.

"I appreciate your friendship so much that if we ever got into a fist fight I'd totally try my best to avoid your face."   LMAO! @Fiona Black <3

Funny Friendship Ecard: I appreciate your friendship so much that if we ever got into a fist fight I'd totally try my best to avoid your face.

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My resource for happiness? Simple pleasures

Today I will be happier than a bird with a french fry. I have a bird who loves french fries, so I know. that's pretty happy!

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream - CS Lewis quote - inspiration

yeah!

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Funny Baby Ecard: Thanks to Pinterest, I have the most epic baby shower, maternity photos, and nursery planned. But I'm not pregnant.

Free and Funny News Ecard: My chronic pain may be irritating, but it's not nearly as annoying as the ignorant commentary flying out of your mouth.

It's Only October

When I see stores with Christmas decorations…

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