If I'm to be forced to work with a bunch of adult-sized children, it should be reasonable that I also get to fingerpaint and take naps.

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Digital Hoarding: Instantly pinning something on Pinterest because I fear I will never find it again. Then never looking at it.

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I want to be with you until our clothes are considered retro.

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Navigating through hot sand is the most exercise I've gotten all summer.

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Rest assured that your recent accomplishments at work have gone largely unnoticed.

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Whoever is my Secret Santa should please contact me about the brand of whiskey I prefer to hide in my desk.

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Let's have a movie night at home so we can avoid people in the theater who act like they're at home.

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I'll be waiting under the mistletoe for you and not just because I don't feel like socializing.

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I need to cancel our plans to avoid show spoilers and because I don't want to leave the house.

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I miss the days of Sarah Palin being the scariest Republican candidate in history

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Thanks for posting a year-end recap of all the reasons I should unfriend you.

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Just a heads up that you really don't need to worry about getting me a holiday gift if you already bought me an engagement ring.

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I love you so much I'd even forgive you for spoiling a season finale for me.

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Facebook. Allowing people to passive-aggressively vent frustration with friends and loved ones since 2006.

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#ProfessionalAvoider

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Free, News Ecard: The scariest news you can get from a loved one is that they support Trump for president.

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Don't forget to buy your Halloween candy early so you have time to buy more after you eat it all.

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I used to be able to pull all-nighters but now I can barely pull all-dayers.

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The fact that I'm quiet around you isn't because I'm shy. It's because you bother me.

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I like you exactly as much as won't freak you out.

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Thinking of you during this difficult time in your ridiculously easy life.

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I hope my physical proximity makes up for my emotional distance.

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It doesn't need to be your birthday for me to put something pointless on your Facebook Timeline.

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You make me happier than when I look at my alarm clock and realize I've got two more hours of sleep.

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