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Happy Hour Humor 67 | Hampton Roads Happy Hour

Oh, I'm sorry - Did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?


People that pronounce vase like "voz" make me want to punch them in the foz.

puppets and crayons

Lane's Lacquers: *NEW* The Monday Meme...

Except for that

Baking humor🍰🍡🍪

Happy Hour Humor 26 | Hampton Roads Happy Hour

Good thing you put a photo of your kids on your holiday card in case anyone hadn't seen the 15,239 you posted on Facebook this year.


Don't care


The definition of wine.


If I have to use my critical thinking skills all day, everyday, the least you could do is use your common sense!

Is your drama going to have an intermission soon? I need to pee. | #someecards #drama





'Are they twins?' 'No, I found the extra kid in the parking lot and thought, 'Why not?''.

Sorry the Ebola virus has travelled more than you this summer.

My favorite yoga position is carrying the mat around.

Let me know if you ever need any help eating your feelings.

I'm always here to listen to your problems in order to avoid my own.

Don't let people push you around. Unless it's in a wagon or something, because that could be fun.