And sometimes not so silently...

Every day, though I don't usually "silently mouth".unless by "silently mouth", you mean "say aloud with varying degrees of derision and/or confusion in my voice".

Guilty

I clean when I'm frustrated. So, if you show up unannounced & our house is clean. You might want to reconsider your visit especially if it is my daughter doing the cleaning.

Hide your crazy and act like a lady hand stamped bracelet by So beautifully Broken

Hand Stamped Tag hide your crazy and act like a lady miranda lambert inspired bracelet with shotgun shell accent on Wanelo! I WANT THIS SO BAD!

#lol #humor #funny

I miss school and I miss out…

hahaha this is so true. When you go to school nothing happens you miss one day 6 fights Tupac comes back had a blackout Beyonce was there drama laugh out loud funny humor jokes and quotes lol

Funny Friendship Ecard: We could probably take over the world together. Or just sit around and judge everyone without mercy.

Funny Friendship Ecard: We could probably take over the world together. Or just sit around and judge everyone without mercy. This is definitely me and Dale or me and Bronson.

My life as a Mom

I love school holidays. Here is one for all the mothers out there with bored kids. Mine don't mention that word anymore, maybe they have learnt that "clean your room" is not the response they want.

haha

you are not fat. you have fat. you also have fingernails. you are not fingernails.

So true.

hell yes dosequis man!

Easily distracted by shiny objects.

allergic to morning funny quotes quote snoopy funny quote funny quotes. That's just like me in the morning.

Funny pictures about Worst case of allergies. Oh, and cool pics about Worst case of allergies. Also, Worst case of allergies.

Hahaha

Daily Morning Awesomeness (35 Photos)

Funny pictures about My Halloween plans for next year. Oh, and cool pics about My Halloween plans for next year. Also, My Halloween plans for next year.

Keep talking. I'm diagnosing you. ha the life of a psychology major!

Refund for calories of food that doesn't taste as good as you thought it would.

bikini body this summer

Sorry bikinis, nachos won this year. Let’s shoot for next summer.

Elementary vs. High School Teachers

Elementary vs middle/high school students, so accurate for my art classes

Too funny - how many of you have future husbands who love football? :) Wedding Quotes | Invitations By Dawn

Too funny - how many of you have future husbands who love football? :) Wedding Quotes Invitations By Dawn

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