"So how was your day? "I made it through the day without beating anyone with a chair. I'd say my people skills are improving" Jess said smiling. "Same.same" Travis said. They just laughed at all the people staring at them.
substitute coffee with water or tea and then its good
Yes, I know I'm going to hell in gasoline panties for laughing at that, but it was HYSTERICAL! >>me at work. Not in front of the residents obviously
Can't decide if I need a hug, an XL coffee, 6 shots of vodka or 2 weeks of sleep. Yeah but get rid of the coffee
Thirsty thursday going hard.
I ran out of coffee this morning. O no, that wouldn't happen to me, I always have coffee
let the shenanigans begin.
Flirting dating humor. If she doesn't text you when she's drunk you ain't the one
omg this is a little more hardcore than my usual humour but it is so funny!