amazing way to tell a child the truth about santa. This is awesome beyond words. Who ever wrote this wins at life.

Great way to explain Santa.Kinda made me tear up a little.I still remember learning the truth and how hard it was, but I never gave up believing in the spirit of Santa. I hope I will remember this for my children someday.


Love this dress style and color. Not so sure about that style of belt with the dress though

I'm actually not funny. I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.

I'm actually not funny. I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.some days this is me lol But all days, it is my husband.

And I thought I was lazy...the last one is hilarious!!

MY PEOPLE Toasted bread. They sell toasted bread! Where has this been all my life?


Twinkie extinction 2012

No more bacon motherfuckers. What matters most is not talked about people don't know or find out. crappy shit like twinkies are threatened with extinction and the world goes crazy.

Get well soon!

Funny Get Well Ecard: Get well soon because your cough is fucking disgusting. My life right now!

Pinterest, You Are Drunk

Image: How Halloween was born - Nursing Humor / Share Jokes LOVE this! You've got to be a labor and delivery nurse to appreciate this.

Cake Vodka Martini - 2 by Sugarcrafter, via Flickr

For the rim: Your favorite white chocolate or vanilla icing Nonpareil sprinkles For the drink: 2 ounces cake vodka (I used Three Olives brand) 1 ounce amaretto 2 ounces of your favorite chocolate liquer 1 ounce cream


albert einstein quote: "everybody is a genius, but if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid".I want to put this in my classroom!