This made me smile

I am so crafty I sweat glitter - Craft Lover Bag - Custom Canvas Tote Bag Design - HandmadeandCraft on Etsy

Ha ha! True!

If you have to ask if it's too early to drink're an amateur and we can't be friends.neva eva too early

Use commas. Don't be a psycho.

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Use commas, people. Proper grammar is cool. I have to admit I laughed though xD

So true

I’m suspicious of people who don’t like dogs… But I totally trust a dog when it doesn’t like a person.