Funny Text Message - Dude. So yesterday, I was in a restaurant and i really needed to pass gas. And... The music was really loud, so I did. And... I realized I was listening to my Ipod. HAHAHAHA

Funny Text Message - Dude. So yesterday, I was in a restaurant and i really needed to pass gas. And... The music was really loud, so I did. And... I realized I was listening to my Ipod. HAHAHAHA

JohnDude you have to hear this! | OMG dude no way I was about to tell you something! Both on 3, ready? 1.... | 2.... | 3! | I was at the coffee shop and I put my name as 'Primrose Everdeen', but when they called the name, some douchbag stole my spotlight and took my coffee! | At the coffee shop, they called primrose everdeen, and I started screaming 'I VOLUNTEER!!!!' and took the coffee. LOL!!

JohnDude you have to hear this! | OMG dude no way I was about to tell you something! Both on 3, ready? 1.... | 2.... | 3! | I was at the coffee shop and I put my name as 'Primrose Everdeen', but when they called the name, some douchbag stole my spotlight and took my coffee! | At the coffee shop, they called primrose everdeen, and I started screaming 'I VOLUNTEER!!!!' and took the coffee. LOL!!

16 Funniest Break-Up Texts - Autocorrect Fails and Funny Text Messages - SmartphOWNED

16 Funniest Break-Up Texts - Autocorrect Fails and Funny Text Messages - SmartphOWNED

You go ahead and eat. Ill just sit here and starve because nobody love me.


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I totally want to do this to someone and I have the perfect person! humorous text messages | funny text messages

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"Oh, sorry I didn't know dinner was going to be held in my bedroom." <<< give this kid a metal.

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