So true

Funny Courtesy Hello Ecard: If I stop my car so you can walk across the street, I better see some hustle out of you. Knees to chest, bitch, KNEES TO CHEST!

YES. hahahahahahaha

Every time I asked my mom for something…

Literally laughed for like 5 minutes over this. Try to get that face out of your mind. This is my mom exactly lol

Yes omg same

Someone posted a whisper, which reads ""You're so nice." Not even close. I can count on one hand the number of people I actually like. I'm just polite and know how to keep my mouth shut.

haha nice :)

If only mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood. Wouldn't that be great?