Sarcasm at best
Sarcasm at best
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I love you, but next time you purposefully interrupt my yawning by sticking your finger in my mouth mid- yawn, I'm kicking you in the face!
Laughing, My Husband, Get Married, Married Life, Funny Stuff, So True, Ecards, True Stories, Flower
My husband does this to me. Every time. True story.
I'm going to buy you tons of flowers and jewelry for no reason - until we get married. Then it's all over, and you get to fold my laundry. So true
I'm going to buy you tons of flowers and jewelry for no reason - until we get married. Then it's all over, and you get to fold my laundry. | Wedding Ecard
There is truth to this.... my husband laughed too hard at this and then said "ah.. so true - I still buy you ice cream though."
I've never received flowers from him. I did get a necklace, his class ring, and my engagement ring. I fold his laundry now.. I always knew we were pretty much living the married life.. haha!
Chine Men, Funny Pics, Funny Pictures, Men Sue, Cosmetics Surgery, Plastic Surgery, Sue Wife, Prints Ads, Dr. Suess
Chinese man sues wife over ugly child – and wins $120,000. I'm not joking with this. He sued his wife for being ugly. She had plastic surgery to fix it before they met and when they had kids he couldn't figure out why two atractive people could have such ugly kids. She showed him a picture of here before the surgery and he flipped and divorced her and sued her. >:( what is the world coming too?
Taiwan Cosmetic Surgery Centre Print Ad "The only thing you need to be afraid of is how to explain it to your children.”
Colleges Girls, Au Natural, Natural Beautiful, Funnies, Real Beautiful, Ecards, Funny E Cards, True Stories, Natural Beauty
Funny Encouragement Ecard: Spending two hours getting ready every morning really brings out your natural beauty.
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Truth about College Girls.
real beauty takes time.
Classy, Christina Aguilera, Bahahahaha, Amenities, Some People, Ecards, So Funny, Boobs, Cleavage
AMEN "I don't know if you know this, but your boobs *and butt cheeks go inside your shirt*/shorts." -ecard
wow. this really applies for many. some girls with ACTUAL big boobs may be showing a LITTLE cleavage. Do not pull your shirt down to your fricken belly button to try to show that you have boobs!
Amen. Be classy not trashy!
AMEN!!!! I sure wish some people knew this! I get tired of looking at their boobs every time I see them.....UGH!!!
So funny!! I always think this when I see someone's boobs more than their face!
Bahahahaha. Makes me think of Christina Aguilera
You gotta have this friend!
The Doors, Best Friends, Quote, My Life, So True, Truths, Ecards, So Funny, True Stories
My life everyday at work LOL #truth
Hahah story of my life. First article of clothing that gets thrown off when I walk through the door!
Funny Best Friend E Cards | tagged as: friends. best friends. funny. joke. ecard. lol. humor.
so funny!!!!!!!! #ecards
ecards so true
so true. Story of my life
Love this quote! And so true!
Hahahaha love the name think I might have to steal it
Laughing, Very Funny, Friends, Twat Waffles, Funny Shit, Names, Funnies, Ecards, Hilarious
Don't know if it's my day or what, but I just laughed so loud people came from other offices to see what was so funny. Busted!
This will be my new pet name for all of my friends.
an ecard with "twat waffle" on it!
So not nice but very funny!
Disgusting and hilarious name all at the same time. Might need to use it.
LMBO!!! Too funny!! 'twat waffle'?!? Hahaha!!!
Teacher Gifts, Friends, Quotes, Sotrue, Funny Stories, Funny Commercial, So True, Funny Photos, True Stories
Exactly how I feel. Lol. So true!!!
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Sorry friends, true story though.
Kiss, Quote, Pucker Up, Too Funny, Funny Stuff, So True, You R Talk, Ass, Ecards
Ecards ass kiss
Too funny & so true!!!
hahaha!! Funny stuff!!!
Yep, pucker up
OH MY WORD! This is one of my biggest pet peeves EVER. And you better believe it baby......I won't let you in!!!!!!!
Roads Rage, Construction Signs, Pet Peeves, My Life, I Hate People, Biggest Pet, Someecards Com, Totally Me, Road Rage
Road rage! This is totally me!!
I hate people who cut in last minute! biggest pet peeve!!
I have the ultimate road rage and THIS is one of my biggest pet peeves!!!
I paid attention to the construction signs and got in the correct lane. You ignored them for miles and now you want me to let you in. Not going to happen! OH MY WORD! This is one of my biggest pet peeves EVER. And you better believe it baby......I won't let you in!!!!!!!
biggest pet peeve of my life
Big Ball, Quotes, Bigger Ball, Giggles, So True, Truths, Funny Stuff, Hilarious, True Stories
so true @Selene Kovacs Hehe a quote for Jim?
you don't have bigger balls than me... True story
Funny stuffs! The perfect companion to Betty White's viral quote about balls.
So true! Which means I have bigger balls than any man has ever naturally had!
Quotes - "Big Balls"
Isn't that the truth!! (:
Secret Nicknames, Bahahahaha, Colleges, Amenities, Absolutely, Heehee, Sour, Yesss, So Funny
I have so many secret nicknames I can't keep track of them all.
these nicknames were the best part of college!!!! Mr. Slideshow, Mr. Shortdraws!!!! Hahahaha good old days!!!!
If you were a cute craft or easy recipe, I'd pin the shit out of you.
I D Pin, Cute Crafts, Crochet Knits Crafts Humor, Boys, Easy Recipes, I'M, Shit, Pin Addiction
If you were a cute craft or easy recipe, I'd pin the shit out of you!! lol
lmfao oh boy
Mottos Especi, Funny Shit, Crazy Motherfuck, Some People, Crazy People, Office Doors, Vintage Funny Quotes
crazy people everywhere
sorry for the profanity but this is funny shit
Please redirect your "crazy motherfuckerness" elsewhere. | Breakup Ecard
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ohhh i wish i could say this to some people hah!
Need to put this on my office door
Laughing, Quotes, Funny Stuff, So Funny, Funnystuff, Weights Loss, True Stories, High Schools, Earrings
True story. Not only earrings but clothes too!! Ha Ha Ha
high school! This is so funny!!
Funny Earrings High School Meme Quote
Don't laugh I actually still wear earrings from my high school days.
LOL! This is wonderful and a reminder not to take my weight loss journey so seriously!
Remember This, I'M Sorry, Pet Peeves, Some People, My Life, My Husband, So True, So Funny, True Stories
Hahaha! So true!-- story of my life while talking to certain people
This is so true of some people in my life :)
My pet peeve! I'm going to remember this line :)
Oh, i'm sorry....? Biggest pet peeve EVER!
So funny but so true with some people! @cambri32
story of my life while talking to certain people...WORST PET PEEVE I HAVE!!!
One of my pet peeves my husband is classic at this.
Life, Some People, Quote, Facebook, So True, Truths, Funny Stuff, Things, Ecards
May your life someday be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook... TRUTH!!!
Funny Encouragement Ecard: May your life someday be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook.
"May your life someday be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook." #quote
Funny stuff! So true for many!!!
lol so true of some people who I know are struggling in life but their facebook says they're living the dream in relationships and rolling in $$$ lol...
May your life someday be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook. (The cool thing is, mine is!)
Words Of Wisdom, Abraham Lincoln Quotes, Abrahamlincoln, Funny Commercial, So True, Funny Quotes, So Funny, Classroom Libraries, True Stories
words of wisdom
honest abe. #quotes #abrahamlincoln
Funny Abraham Lincoln quote... Well, it may not really be an Abraham Lincoln quote, but it's still really funny. #quotes #funny
So True... So Funny...
This quote should be in every high school English classroom, library and scattered throughout town on Billboards!!
Laughing, Chocolate, Food For Thoughts, Exact, Funny Stuff, Funny Videos, Someecards Com, Funniest Someecards, Funny Ecards
food for thought. Indeed
Pahahahahahahaha oh this made me laugh!
First day of Lent today....ok maybe I won't give up chocolate again...
For all of the grammarians out there [someecard]