A "Me" Description
A "Me" Description
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Funny Encouragement Ecard: I wake up every day planning to be productive. Then a voice in my head says 'Haha, good one!' We laugh and laugh, then take a nap.
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Funny Encouragement Ecard: I wake up every day planning to be productive. Then a voice in my head says 'Haha, good one!' We laugh and laugh, then take a nap.......<MW>... #SomeECards #ECards #myECards #funnyECards #funny #bluntcard
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This is so true and I shouldn't be posting this in "funny stuff."
#ArabianHorses #Humor #ECards Haha! So true!
Funny Ecards. Silent truth.
My American Confessions: Wednesday: Love Languages
We're not 80% water. We're 80% coffee. #coffeelovers
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We're not 80% water. We're 80% coffee. #coffeelovers Brought to you for your enjoyment by CoffeeMesses.com
We're not 80% water. We're 80% coffee. #coffeelovers as for the sass.. I leave that to others.. I'm downright fresh
We're not 80% water. We're 80% coffee. #coffeelovers Love this and love Zooey!!
Hi, my name is Jennifer and I am a non-recovering coffee addict. #coffeelovers
We're not 80% water. We're 80% coffee, and a little bit of sass. #coffeelovers
We're not 80% water. We're 80% coffee. coffee lovers
Coffee Quote by Zooey Deschanel
Mmmm coffee ☕️
RX for Healthy Living
Traveling the world would be something I would like very much today because there's so much to see out there.
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To travel means to self sacrifice one's personal belief to experience a grand adventure, because the stranger you meet or the picture you take, or the place you visit will bring magic to your life. And those magical moments is what makes the story. That one story your grandkids will want to hear over and over again.
"Embrace your inner adventurer and know that you are not alone in your 'I’ve been in one place too long I need to go somewhere else right now' anxiety." that is SO TRUE
"I haven't been everywhere, but it's on my list."~~Susan Sontag. My wanderlust wishlist is ridiculously long and not even complete because I'd pretty much like to go everywhere. #travel #quote #wanderlust #adventure #embracingadventure
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Yess! "When the Travel Bug Bites (As Told By GIFs) #travel #wanderlust #adventure
Bucket list = going to new places and meeting new people around the world.
So much to see, so little time. #travelquotes #wisdom #travel #wanderlust
when I get where I'm going... #travel #quote #everywhere #bucketlist
Susan Sontag #quotes #travel #adventure
When the Travel Bug Bites (As Told By GIFs)
coffee. create. sleep. repeat.
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lol i kinda need this.... like a lot! i'm an intelligent classy well educated woman who cusses a lot.
i'm an intelligent classy well educated woman who cusses a lot....so true minus the classy
i'm an intelligent classy well educated woman who cusses a lot.<----this is sooo true.
LOL! i'm an intelligent classy well educated woman who cusses a lot.
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Running shirt :)
So fucking true.
Coffee Create Sleep Repeat
Love Quote by Steve Maraboli. "She is delightfully chaotic:..." Great inspiration for a female character. Writers Muse. #undonestar
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Love Quote by Steve Maraboli. "She is delightfully chaotic; a beautiful mess. Loving her is a splendid adventure."
Love Quote by Steve Maraboli. "She is delightfully chaotic:..." I often wonder if I am thought of on this sense....
"She is delightfully chaotic; a beautiful mess. Loving her is a splendid adventure." by Steve Maraboli.
She is delightfully chaotic. A beautiful mess. Loving her is a splendid adventure. -Steve Maraboli (https://ToolBoxForCouples.com)
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Live on coffee and flowers| flower coffe, coffee flower, character quote, question mark.
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"live on coffee and flowers" #quotes #mondaymorning
....don't leave out chocolate, too!
#inspiration #coffee #flowers
totally how i live my life
#coffee #flowers #quote
fun wisdom :D
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I need this as my winter sweater! Love it
Hibernation | Crew Neck Sweatshirt | Skreened
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Literally the story of my life. My husband took me to Taco Bell on our first date when I was 13 and he was 16.
Pretty much how my husband and I started lol - Oh al - our first date
My husband had me when he took me to Bonanza for our first date. haha
When your first date was at Taco Bell you know you found a keeper.
That's literally where my husband and I's first date started!
This was our first date.... Now 12 years later, still love!
Ha aha...perfect! Our first date 17 years ago....Taco Bell
This is how my husband won my heart...
When People Ask Why I Always Look Angry
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Smiling gives you wrinkles. Resting bitch face keeps you pretty. -- Yes!!!
I always get told I have RBF. Even my husband. Can't help it people!
bitch sayings | JWOWW - Quote of the day RESTING bitch face
I have resting bitch face quite frequently, I'm told.
JWOWW - Quote of the day RESTING bitch face
This had me laughing too hard
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This is no laughing matter... In fact after you are done interrupting I will start the ENTIRE song over!
I laughed so hard I almost passed out from not breathing...this is so me. No talking during my songs people!
You're speaking during my favorite part of this song and that makes me homicidal - so true
truth! actually whenever you talk during my favorite song!!
Not cool! #music #funny #meme #ecards
LOL!! I love e cards!!!
funny yet oh so true.
Pet peeve!- So True!
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15 Brutally Honest Quotes That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud
LOL, not always true when I'm late, but still funny!
It's funny because it's usually true...
Just funny and sometimes soooo true !
That's me! Must be a libra thing
#late #quotes #reallife #truth
So much truth in my life.
Truth! Too funny
Life, Truth, Death, Coffee, Funny Quotes, Kitchen
Decaf...never!! Seriously I work at Starbucks and I would never ever drink decaf! Ever. Ever.
death before decaf. This will be going up in the kitchen.
For reals...and a great sign in the coffee nook
the g▲▲d life || decaf is for the weak
death before decaf- good blog subject
Why is there even decaf???? <3 coffee
Death before decaf #mondaymotivation
Death Before Decaf! #coffee
Speaking my mind...
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@Chris Sharp would agree, this is the most accurate description of myself I think I've ever seen hahahah
Truth. I've never been one to be able to say things without offending people. So I might as well own it and just tell it how I see it.
Sometimes words just tumble out of my mouth before I can catch myself from saying what I'm thinking... Whoops.
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Chuck's Fun Page 2: A dozen funny e-cards
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I Am Always Sure About What I Don't Want - BrightonTheDay
How to walk like a queen.
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Charlize Theron teaches how to walk like a queen: “You have to come from your core really tight, shoulders down, neck long and then just think. “Murder” and walk.”
How to walk like a queen. Now I just need to practice for when I get the crown
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Charlize Theron: How to walk like a queen. Snow White and the Huntsman.
How to walk like a queen. You can see the murder in her eyes
How to walk like a queen Snow White and the Huntsman
How to walk like a queen Listen up ladies!
The evil queen explains how to be her
How to walk like a queen #funny
80% coffee and a little bit of sass...
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For a second, I thought this was a direct quote from me.
70% tea, 10% coffee, and a little bit of sass.
The very definition of my bestie. ;)
More like tea, but coffee too .
Zoey Deschanel #Coffee #Quote
Except tea instead of coffee
Whole Lotta Sass...
Good Things, Mothers, Quotes, Truth, Mouth, Funny, So True
This happens far too often these days! Sometimes when I open my mouth my mother comes out #funny #lol #quotes
More oftwn than not... sadly - Sometimes when I open my mouth my mother comes out #funny #lol #quotes
Sometimes when I open my mouth my mother comes out #funny #lol #quotes And you know, that's not necessarily a bad thing! :)
Sometimes when I open my mouth my mother comes out #funny #lol #quotes Sometimes I say her phrases
Sometimes when I open my mouth my mother comes out | I am my mother's daughter | quote
Sometimes when I open my mouth, my mother comes out. That's a good thing, I think.
Sometimes when I open my mouth my mother comes out #funny #lol #quotes... so true!
"Sometimes when I open my mouth my mother comes out." - The scary truth
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I don't always have a cheat day, but when I do, I eat for myself and 1/2 of Africa
Cheat days @Victoria Brown Brown Brown Brown Brown Brown Yharte
Which is why I refuse to do the cheat day thing.
Pretty much how i feel about every cheat day lol
Who am I kidding? Every day is cheat day lol
LOL this is why I can't have a cheat day
@Kiernan Dunn Cheat Days....
Cheat days @Julie Fraser
I Run Because I Really Like Food Tank Top - TRUTH
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I Run Better Than The Goverment Shirt - Running Shirt - Workout Tank Top - Funny Crossfit Shirt For Women #fashion #fitness
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I Run Better Than The Goverment Shirt - Running Shirt - Workout Tank Top - Funny Crossfit Shirt For Women (I really don't run very well, but I do run better than they do!)
This Is My Hungover Workout Shirt Tank Top - Crossfit Shirt - Workout Tank Top - Running Shirt
This needs to be added to my workout clothing ASAP
Tank top workout gear
This is just like when people stare because I'm fat. As though I have nooooo idea that I'm fat, and they're sooooo subtle as they stare. If I look at you looking you should know your casual gaping has crossed the borders of politeness into apparent staring. Your mother would be ashamed your behavior, or at least mine would have been.
Short Girl Problems
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Short Girl Problems. Story of my life lol I'd be rich if I had a dime for every time I heard this
*sigh* 😃 Short people can actually walk into a room without hitting our heads on the celing.
Short Girl Problems yep pretty much my life when I'm not in heels
Short Girl Problems - Seriously - story of my life.
Short Girl Problems, basically everyday of my life!
Omg all the time lol #shortgirlproblems
Short Girl Problems story of my life
Short Girl Problems. quote
why we want to move away...won't happen but it'd be nice to start fresh somewhere away from rumors, judgements from the past and reputations. It's like no one in this town wants anyone to improve their life and become better people...they just want to believe you stay the exact same person you were when they knew you or when they heard things about you years before
"I love the feeling of being anonymous in a city I've never been before" once I move to the left of hell I will love reinventing myself. Becoming the person I should have been before the marriage. Start the next stage of my life. Single and free to think and do as I need and wish.
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*edit* "WE love the feeling of being anonymous in a city WE've never been before." one of my favorite things about alex & myself. we are SO good at making a new place feel like our place. dc, charleston, philly, florence italy, matamoros mexico... the list goes on!
"I love the feeling..." So true for small town folks... like myself! I dreamt big! New York City was the place to be famous yet anonymous! #words
I love this feeling more than anything. And sometimes it takes everything I have not to steal away and exist somewhere, in some strange place, completely anonymous and free.
#Travel #Quote: "I love the feeling of being anonymous in a city I've never been before."~unknown TravelBoldly.com
i love the feeling of being anonymous in a city I've never been before | travel quote inspiration
#pindigo #travel #quote I love the feeling of being anonymous in a city I've never been before
Feeling anonymous is one of my favorite things about traveling to new places.
Now that's my kind of party!
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what can i say? I'm a party animal...
I'm an incorrigible party animal
Yup...wild "party" animal here
I am a party animal!!!
Party animal i am
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That moment in CrossFit when you hear "BURPEES" hahaha so true!
Burpees :( oh how this is so true!!
#Crossfit #burpees #death #humor
Burpees :( haha true story
CrossFit. Burpees. Quote.
Burpees :( sooooooo true
Or in kmoves workouts
Ha ha...so true!
My life in a post.
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Story of my life
rule of life