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Sometimes you just have to close your eyes, count to 10, take a deep breath, remind yourself that you wouldn't look good in prison stripes & just smile at that dumbass & walk away.

Au contraire, I'd look absolutely smashing in prison stripes. ;)

This makes me smile!

Sometimes you just have to close your eyes, count to 10, take a deep breath, remind yourself that you wouldn't look good in prison stripes & just smile at that dumbass & walk away.

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I'm trying to be a more positive person every day. Today, I'm positive everyone is an asshole.

I'm positive I'm an asshole. I don't know about anyone else.

I'm trying to be a more positive person every day.

I'm positive of this everyday!

A positive person

I don't "people"

100% positive

Be positive!

I'm positive

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Funny Pictures Of The Day - 36 Pics My husband

Sadly kinda true...

Saddest truth ever

funny (1)so true

pretty true.

funny (1)

Funny Pictures Of The Day - 36 Pics

Funny Pictures Of The Day - 36 Pics

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My motto

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"One More Dog...." Hanging or Standing Décor Wood Box Sign for the Home Bar - Office - Desk, Wall or Tabletop Display. 8" X 3" by Primitives by Kathy. $14.37. 8" long and 3" high. Wooden Box Sign. Rustic Finish. 1.75" deep. Let your love of dogs show with this fantastic decorative sign! The words "There is always room for one more dog" are painted in white with a distressed finish on a black wooden box sign. The sign is 1.75" deep so that it can stand freel...

Look at this #zulilyfind! 'One More Dog' Wall Sign by Primitives by Kathy #zulilyfinds

One More Dog' Wall Sign by Primitives by Kathy #zulilyfinds

furry friends adore it...four-legged friend #pets #pets

True statement for my house in hot diggity dog stuff

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Someday my kids will be like, “hey mom, can we get another puppy” and I’m gonna be like, “heck yeah what a great idea” & we’ll have 76 dogs

https://www.facebook.com/WhisperApp/photos/a.424652490884618.119983.424639800885887/1266468150036377/?type=3

or I'll just have puppies & no kids.. yeah that sounds pretty amazing ❤❤ lol

Thank you for giving me this idea!! This is so totally going to be me!

True story

Someday my kids will be like, “hey mom, can we get another puppy” and I’m gonna be like, “heck yeah what a great idea” & we’ll have 76 dogs

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I believe in hate at first sight.

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Free, Confession Ecard: I believe in hate at first sight.

I believe in hate at first sight. | #funny #ecards

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Funniest Memes Of 2015: Me looking back on my life like

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Funniest Memes Of 2015: Me looking back on my life like...before I turned 22 haha!

Funniest Memes Of 2015: Me looking back on my life like

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27 Prints That Understand You Completely

For someone who knows their priorities.

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For someone who knows their priorities. Perfect Prints Your Walls Wish That You'd Buy Great Christmas Gift

For someone who knows their priorities. | 27 Prints That Understand You Completely

"Foods before dudes". For someone who knows their priorities.

Put your food first poster for the kitchen :)

27 Prints That Understand You Completely

DO NOT mess with my food.

Foods Before Dudes Print

Put your food first.

27 Perfect Prints Your Walls Wish That You'd Buy

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Drink responsibly ;) ;) ;) #drinks #madman More

David Voth on Twitter: "Drink Responsibly? Shit… https://t.co/67t9b13XC2"

Drink Responsibly? Shiitt... responsibility is why I drink

Responsibility is why I drink. #drinks #madman

Drink responsibly ;) ;) ;) #drinks #madman

Drink responsibly. ah huh.

Drink responsibly ;) ;) ;)

Drink responsibly #madmen

Drink responsibly yep

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Free, Memorial Day Ecard: My exposed legs are officially pale enough to provide great selfie lighting.

So much truth lol

Truth!

#truth

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I have this issue quite frequently!

Everyday, the struggle is real...more like I don't have money but want to buy stuff.

I don't have any money to spend, but I want to buy stuff

More like I want to buy stuff but I don't have any money

I don't want to spend money, but I want to buy stuff.

Hahaha! Story of my freaking life!

story of my freaking life.

i want to buy stuff.

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This is bullsh*t. Why the hell do we always have to be politically correct? I can't even begin to list all the shit I've been called, and I'll live.

Me-that's easy, Whyd the chicken cross the road, to get to the other side Person-HOW DARE YOU!!!!!! You think the only reason chickens cross the road is to get somewhere!!!! You're such a jerk!!!

WHY R THOSE LAZERS GREEN????? That's discriminating against red LAZERS, and WHY IS HE WEARING A WHITE SHIRT!???? He'll make all the other colors feel bad. U AWFUL PERSON!

bwahaha but really, there's always going to be at least one person who's offended by a joke- don't worry too much

Not to be /that/ person but this meme was probably made by a racist and/or misogynistic person lmfao

Because every joke now is clearly misogynistic, homophobic, racist, or sexist...people need to grow up and get a sense of humor. Life isn't that bad, laugh a little will ya? We all got something people can make fun of-what's the point in letting them win by being offended all the time?

YES! "Ugh! That's racist!" "That's sexist!" SHUT UP YA IDIOTS I'M NOT TARGETING YOU FOR PETE'S SAKE.

SO TRUE PEOPLE NEED TO STOP GETTING OFFENDED BY SMALL THINGS LIKE REALLY PEOPLE SAYING SOMEONE IS BLACK ISNT RACIST ITS WHAT BLACK PEOPLE ARE CALLED WHAT ELSE WOULD WE CALL THEM? THEY ARENT ALL AFRICAN AMERICAN THEY ARE USUALLY ALL AMERICANS SO REALLY

This is bullsh*t. Why the hell do we always have to be politically correct? I can't even begin to list all the shit I've been called, and I'll live.

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Put that bitch in her place!

This doesnt even apply to anyone specific I just think its hilarious!! more funny pics on facebook: https://www.facebook.com/yourfunnypics101

This doesn't even apply to anyone specific I just think it's hilarious!!

lol yes!!!!! some people really need to be put back in their place!

some people need to figure it out....!

I just think it's hilarious!!

some people you know

Thats too funny!

So funny

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Relatable Post

Yep, can't wait to go to sleep tonight!

basically me every day of my life

this is me everyday of my life!!

story of my life right now

Can't wait to go to sleep

Everyday of my life lol

literally my life.

Story of my life

my life story

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Funny Pictures Of The Day - 94 Pics

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Just got a Cheerio stuck between my toes walking through the kitchen. Clearly my dog isn't doing his part of the chores around here.

Clearly my dog isn't doing his part of the chores around here. | Funny Pictures Of The Day - 94 Pics

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Funny Pictures Of The Day - can't stop laughing at this one!!

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Funny Pictures Of The Day - 94 Pics..."YES! LOL."

Funny quote of the day...

Dog chores

Funny Pictures Of The Day - 94 Pics

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When someone says Chris Evans is ugly

What's your number is one of my favorite ROM COMS of all time!!!! He wears underwear while he plays his guitar so his balls don't get cold. LOLOLOLOLOLOL.

When someone says Chris Evans is ugly<<<<WHO WOULD EVER DARE TO SAY THAT ABOUT MY BABY?!! THAT IS NOT OK

When someone says Chris Evans is ugly. Just kidding, NO ONE says that.

When someone says Chris Evans is ugly...how can you say no to that face

When someone says Chris Evans is ugly "scuse me...say what??"

Chris Evans (Hahaha! I love this movie so very much!)(:)

Chris Evans, beautiful from every angle...

Chris Evans Animation. I love this movie.

Chris Evans is an angel from Heaven

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Started watching Sons of Anarchy and I am hooked on the show ...Charlie Hunnam

Sons of Anarchy and I am hooked on the show ...Charlie Hunnam yum

Charlie Hunnam - SOA - JAX Teller

Charlie Hunnam - funny

Bahahaha so funny!

So funny

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Good Dog Carl

Good Dog Carl

Good Dog Carl

LOVE all of the Carl books! Met Alexandra Day (and the current Carl) and had all of our books autographed!: Best Friends, Dogs, Dog Carl, Favorite Book, Baby, Man, Carl Books, Rottweiler

Good Dog Carl.: Dogs, Best Friends, Dog Carl, Favorite Book, Baby, Man, Carl Books, Rottweiler

favorite book when i was a kid. the reason i'm getting a rottweiler and naming it carl

Good Dog Carl look after the baby, man's best friend, -luv these children's books

Best friend Rottweiler... An awesome dog... Baby's best babysitter!

Now I want a Rottie again. I've always liked the Rottweiler breed.

Good Dog Carl, my rottie's ( Megan ) favorite book! Lol

Man's best friend. i own that picture book.

Baby's first present will be a best friend!

Man's best friend

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Teenager Posts Of The Week!

Teenager Posts Of The Week: Awake Is The New Sleep

Teenager Posts. It always saves the day when u kno u have messed up bad

Teenager Posts - Love this and it's so true! Thanks SK

Teenager Posts--- I understand

teenage posts - Google Search

Teenager Post #teenagerpost

Teenager Posts Of The Week

Hehehe...so true, so true

Teenager Post

Teenager Posts Of The Week!

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This Couple Just Had The Classiest Star Wars Wedding Ever

The bride wore this Stormtrooper-inspired belt to the reception. | This Couple Just Had The Classiest Star Wars Wedding Ever

15 ideas to plan your Star Wars Wedding theme. http://www.creative-theme-wedding-ideas.com/star-wars-wedding-ideas.html

This Couple's Star Wars-Themed Wedding Is a Classy Affair Complete with Stormtroopers| Couples, Weddings, Star Wars, Real People Stories

Weddings Ideas // Star Wars Theme Accessoir // Geek Wedding Ideas #starwars #geek #wedding

32 Elegant Ways To Geekify Your Prom Outfit

Storm Trooper Bride's sash! Very creative.

Star Wars wedding dress I @jenilanda @gws

Writing about geeky weddings is always fun, but getting to write about a geeky wedding in which a friend of yours is the bride? That’s awesome. If you know

This Star Wars themed wedding – complete with stormtrooper wedding party – is the geekiest and most awesome wedding ever thought of.

This Couple Just Had The Classiest Star Wars Wedding Ever

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22 Shirts That Explain Your Feelings So You Don't Have To

When you just give up… | 22 Shirts That Explain Your Feelings So You Don't Have To

Turntuptshirts Never Make Eye Contact While Eating A Banana Funny T-Shirt

Selective participation. That is an awesome word.

Funny shirt

22 Shirts That Explain Your Feelings So You Don't Have To

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HA!

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Comic-Con - no virgins allowed - just kidding! #ComicCon #Cosply

Comic-Con - no virgins allowed - just kidding! HAHAHA!

Hahahahaha - i just spit out my water... so funny!

Comic Con - http://lol4eva.com/funny/comic-con/

Comic-Con virgins oh this made me giggle

funny #comic-con #comics #ComicCon

so true

Funny Pics updated Daily! Our funny stuff section is quite possibly the best collection of very funny pics on the internet! Keep us bookmarked for the latests ...

this isn't happiness™ (Comic Con), Peteski

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100 Beauty Memes That Will Make You LOL

36 Beauty Memes That Will Make You LOL

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Woman sprays toilet paper in pepper spray as a prank

A woman supposedly sick of being pranked by boyfriend has got her own back by pepper spraying his toilet paper then filming his less than amused reaction to the stunt.

These fiery butthole people never give it a rest...

😂😂😂😂can't stop laughing

Woman sprays toilet paper in pepper spray as a prank

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Yes...

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THIS IS THE STORY OF MY LIFE RIGHT HERE< YUP> HURRY THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And there you go. Plain, simple, and truthful. - www.Rgrips.com

My thoughts exactly

Just the truth

LMAO So True!!

Giggle. True.

#sotrue

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