(KO) Hello Ladies! Your dream man is here! How's about 4 or 5 of yous and me go dancin'? I been known to "cut a little rug" now and then! Yous babes play your cards right and we could make this the night of your lives! Whadda you say, kids? Let's boogie!
I did something similar to my dad once. He was engrossed in his plate, so I stuck the napkin over my nose and under the bottom of my glasses, then spoke to him. I got a solid laugh-out-loud moment out of him. "Thank you! I'll be here all week."