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I whisper " what the fuck " to myself at least 20 times a day quote text funny selfie...if not more...lol

I whisper " what the fuck " to myself at least 20 times a day lol omg i do wtf is up with my efff heart dammit lol

My brain wastes the day and saves all the deep stuff for night. Thanks, brain, for thinking nonstop

Haha, maybe that's why I'm so good at getting work done late at night? Made me giggle! Not sure what the potato potato Ching Chong tomato is about but it made me giggle!

Dog: "Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!" *looks horrified and dismayed and a bit betrayed* << Too cute and funny!

USED - Dog: "Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!" *looks horrified and dismayed and a bit betrayed* << Too cute and funny!

Truth.

Truth.

I have the most persistent and determined little boy ever!! That is going to take him somewhere one day!!!!!

I have the most persistent and determined little boy ever!! That is going to take him somewhere one day!!!!!

true statement!

Perfect Quote to some up my life. I never run with Scissors. Those last two words were not necessary

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Taco Bell doesn’t have a Playground. because it’s hard to have fun when you might shit your pants!

If you see someone buying candy, popcorn and soda at the movies. They are a drug dealer. There is no other explanation for that type of income.

Someone posted a whisper in the group Really random thoughts, which reads "If you see someone buying candy, popcorn and soda at the movies. They are a drug dealer. There is no other explanation for that type of income.

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