The 'smartest person I know' couldn't do what we do. Don't call for advice when the information you seek is basic information to your job. YEAHHHHHH, 'smartest person', always looking for an easy way out. How's that Associate Degree working for ya?
Oh god... This is so nauseating
I don't pretend to be something I'm not. I know I'm a bitch and I own that shit like a motherfucker.
I'm not anti-social, I'm selectively social. It's just that my standards are very high and most people just don't make the cut.
HaHaHa! Love this
"Jealousy is a disease. Get well soon. Bitch." Is it wrong that I find this soooo funny?! #quote
Don't act like you've never felt the struggle
This made me Lol