It's funny how all trust goes away when you're looking for the remote. "Are you sitting on the remote?" - "No." "Stand up."

It's funny how all trust goes away when you're looking for the remote. "Are you sitting on the remote?" - "No." "Stand up."

People talk about having an inner child. I don't. I have an inner old lady who says inappropriate things, tells everyone to be quiet, and wants to go to bed at 8pm. funny, quotes, humor, mom, momlife, wivesnightin

People talk about having an inner child. I don't. I have an inner old lady who says inappropriate things, tells everyone to be quiet, and wants to go to bed at 8pm. funny, quotes, humor, mom, momlife, wivesnightin

No, if you're feeling useless, just remember you didn't get cast as "grass":

24 Reasons You Should Never Feel Useless Ever Again

No, if you're feeling useless, just remember you didn't get cast as "grass":

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