If you have to deal with a group of jerks, quote Mrs. Banks from Mary Poppins: | 15 Feisty Ways To Insult People Like A Disney Character
Best ever wine tag for holiday hostess gifts!
I thought I was the only one! I've done this so many times!!
"I've never been a millionaire, but I just know I'd be darling at it!"—Dorothy Parker #quote. Makes a cute bag, too! Kate Spade 'millionaire quote' iPad sleeve ($50) found on #Polyvore
Witty insults from famous people.
Mom? mom? mom?...So true! I leave for a whole day, and come home, before I even get through the door, "Can you help me put this on?" " Do you know where my shoes are?" "Can you help me with my homework?" and I'm like where has your Dad been all day?
"Absolutely no information on killing mocking birds"
in a deeper voice