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my life. every single day. Eating my feelings.
I'm eating my feelings and they taste delicious. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com
True story! I like my feelings with buttercream icing.
I eat my feeling sometimes...well basically all the time
My feelings always taste like peanut butter and chocolate ice cream. Annnnnd this is why I am fat :)
Creepy cookie guy...
Ryan Gosling, Girl Scout Cookies, This Man, Girl Scouts, Creepy Cookies, This Men, So Funny, Girls Scouts Cookies, Cookies Guys
Ryan Gosling. Girl Scout Cookies. Hahaha thiz is so funny
Ryan Gosling talking about buying all the girl scout cookies. Ah my I love this man haha
Ryan Gosling - The "Creepy Cookie Guy" with Girl Scout Cookies
Health Food, Books Jackets, If Only, Funny, Skinny People, Diet Plans, Weightloss, Weights Loss, Dust Wrappers
Too funny! This is my new diet plan! You skinny people better watch out!
Ha Ha. If only it was that easy. There are a few more funny ones on the web page too.
Funny You Are What You Eat For more on Weight Loss ->http://TheDietSite.org #weightloss #diets
Words to live by!
Cookies Monsters, Cookie Monsters, Cookie Monster Quotes, Eating Cookies, New Life, My Life, Life Mottos, Tumblr Quotes, Good Advice
Cookie Monster-- my life's motto
Cookie Monster quote
Let's take a lesson from #sesamestreet and Cookie Monster, eat cookies together, and support the #PaycheckFairnessAct, because the wage gap is still making living in the moment rather unpleasant.
Today me will live in the moment unless it’s... | Quotes Berry : Tumblr Quotes Blog
New life motto!
Me will eat a cookie ... Cookie Monster: the only one who can ever get away with giving good advice in poor grammar. :)
Go ahead, order that second beer: You deserve it because you're so smart. According to the greatest study in the history of science (we're only slightly exaggerating), smarter people tend to drink "more frequently and in greater quantities" than their duller, drier peers.
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People toasting beer at an artisanal brewery (© Philippe Huguen/AFP/Getty Images)
Smarter people drink more... or come up with justifications for their drinking?
This did cross mind when I was a kid. (and maybe does still if I can't see my toes).
Water, Pools Fun, Swim Pools, The Ocean, Art, Children, Childhood, Monsters, Kid
This is how I feel every time I am in water. Seriously. Soap suds slow up the drain during the shower and I fall through the curtain naked trying to save myself from the monsters of the deep unknown. #bizarre #darkart #art
© Marcel Baumann - Pool Fun, a children's book illustration. | I've had this happen in a nightmare!
Children's Book Illustration by absolute worth - this was my childhood fear but with sharks
I am still slightly terrified of this, but as I kid I was convinced that the water filter sound was actually the angry noises of captive sea monsters that were let out at night to guard the pool.
This is what watching JAWS when you're 5 does for your mental state in any body of water be it the bath tub, the swimming pool, or the ocean || cephalopods!
Children's Book Illustration by absolute worth Why I hate to be in the sea too far from the sand, or when I don't have feet on the swimming pool
My every thought in a pool as a kid
Yes, that's it, that's exactly why.
Rooms Messy, Messy Rooms, Clean, Daughters Room, My Life, House, The, True Stories, Kid
I keep my room messy so that if someone tries to kill me, they'll trip over something and die.
lmfao. i cant keep my room clean to save my life so ill just go with this from now on,.
Pahaha! My daughters room. I almost die every time I walk in there!
Duhhh. That is why o never clean the house
I keep my house messy so that if someone tries to kill me, they'll trip over something and die!!!!
pro to messy rooms!! DIE KILLERS!!!
kids, keep your room messy, i could save your life one day
Laughing, Stuff So True, Business Meeting, Projects Meeting, Staff Meeting, Born Workers, Hate Meeting, Work Meeting, Funny Reparte
Ha. Laughing quite hard. This was my day...
why management sucks! i am a born worker bee, i would rather stop talking about it and get down to it!
haha, pretty much sums up most IT project meetings
I hate meetings
The Big "A"
Maxine Halloween, Aunty Acid, Maxineaunti Acid, Maxine Cartoon, Funny Maxine, Funny Stuff, Maxine Humor, Crabby Roads, Funny Memes
Crabby Road 10-16-2013
A little Maxine Halloween Humor
Remember This, Life, Quotes, Sotrue, Funny, Biggest Lie, So True, Truths, True Stories
Nope! I know the truth! Funny quotes | Collection of top 40 most #funniest #quotes of all time
All sizes | Funny Quotes – The biggest lie http://quotes-4u.tumblr.com/ | Flickr - Photo Sharing!
Funny Life Quotes Tumblr Pics
Funny quotes | Collection of top 40 most #funniest #quotes of all time #sotrue
Sad..but, oh so true. For more funny quotes & images, please follow us!
I'll remember this quote. I don't need to pin it:)
So true! Story of my life.
Keep Calm and Sing Me Soft Kitty
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Stocking stuffer ideas for men. reading this later
Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur...
Haha big bang theory
Wonder if this comes in a shirt??
If you understand this pin, ill love you forever :)
I understand the concept of cooking and cleaning. Just not as it applies to me.
Domestic Goddesses, Vintage Humor, Retro Humor, Vintage Pictures, Funny Vintage, So True, Funny Stuff, Life Mottos, Retro Housewife
:) great life motto
vintage cleaning images | cooking & cleaning funny vintage Pictures, Images and Photos
Green Witch with Sprinkles: Some Sunday Retro Humor
retro housewife humour
Why, I'd be delighted to put my needs last again.
Laughing, Mothers Day, Quotes, Retro Humor, Anne Taintor, Be A Mom, Be A Woman, Retro Housewife, True Stories
Retro Housewife, put my needs last
Anne Taintor Quotes - Bing Images
Vintage retro humor ~ Anne Taintor
Anne Taintor - this made me laugh right out loud in the main lobby of my workplace! Anne Taintor is the best!
lol I guess that is what being a mom is all about!
it's just part of being a woman
Anne Taintor another mothers day
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Silly owls! @Jess Pearl Pearl Pearl Liu Haggard
Funny Owls: Stop doing that.
Dump A Day Attack Of The Funny Animals - 34 Pics
haha All the time!
Feelings Better, Awkward Moments, Off Work, My Life, So True, Universe Life, Relate Posts, I Care, True Stories
Everytime I get off work
This is seriously the majority of the days of my life.
• quote quotes true true story mirror so true mirrors bad hair day so-relatable •
Haha, that awkward moment...
Happens more times than I care to admit
LOL! I love Chris Rock
Chris Rocks, Words Of Wisdom, Good Ideas, Rocks On, Guns Control, So True, So Funny, Bad Ideas, True Stories
Chris Rock on Gun Control! Pinned this before, but still so funny😂😂
Chris Rock on Gun Control. Haha true story
Haha what words of wisdom! I love Chris Rock :)
Not a bad idea.... Chris Rock on Gun Control
Chris Rock on Gun Control, funny but a good idea
Chris Rock on Gun Control. SO true!!
I love that feeling...
Funny Things, Happy Dance, Cancel Plans, Happy Monday, Funny Stuff, So True, Funny Quotes, First Places, True Stories
Does happy dance
I love the feeling you get... when someone cancels plans that you didn't want to have in the first place. So true!
Yeah, That’s Me // funny pictures - funny photos - funny images - funny pics - funny quotes - #lol #humor #funnypictures
Truths Hurts, Funny Funny, Funny Things, Giggles, Psychology Facts, Funny Stuff, So True, Funny Comebacks, Lego Humor
Crying reasons and Legos Source: Funny things I can't share on my page cause people get offended too easily (Fb)
Funny stuff :)
interesting and funny comeback
Fun LEGO humor.
Zombie Apocalypse checklist, in the form of a charm bracelet.
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Zombie Apocalypse checklist, in the form of a charm bracelet. Gift idea for Arianna!
Zombie apocalypse checklist in the form of a charm bracelet. Walking dead anyone?
Zombie survival charm bracelet
Zombie Survival Bracelet
Zombie apocalypse check list in a charm bracelet... Stay classy my friends.
I totally wanna get this as a friendship bracelet for me and Livi/Troy lol don't wanna leave anyone out. 😆
Very True especially this weekend!
Colleges, Amenities, Day Off, The Weekend, Finals Week, My Life, Damn, Totally Me, Haha So True
Amen! That is me today!!
Story of my life. College.
Haha!!! So true!!!
It's my day off!
my life on the weekends
story of my life. every. damn. day.
Me during finals week. Not good!
Kermit in Warrior 3.
Life, Kermit, Wisdom, Truths, Funny Stuff, Frogs, Serious, Inspiration Quotes, The Roller Coasters
Don't take life too seriously/The Wisdom of Kermit!
"Don't Take Life so Seriously, its not like You're going to get out Alive", Affirmation from Kermit the Frog. Inspirational Quote.
Kermit speaks the truth.
Every time you watch a reality show...
Worth Reading, Books Commitment, Books Worth, Reality Tv, Quote, Commitment Suicide, Funny, Books Suicide, True Stories
Quote: "A book commits suicide every time you watch a reality show." #read #reading #books #tv
A book commits suicide every time you watch a reality show... true story!
A book commits suicide every time you watch a reality tv show!
reality tv= book suicide
Books ARE worth reading!
"A book dies every time you watch a reality show. Save the books!" ~ Funny #quote
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