Funny Ecard: You are offended by the things I say? Imagine the stuff I hold back.

Funny Ecard: You are offended by the things I say? Imagine the stuff I hold back. so me!

Hahahaha!!!!

At my funeral, when they're lowering me into the ground, I demand they play: "Drop it Like It's Hot". And if you could have Snoop sing it, that would be awesome!

HAHA so true...but I am not going to change :-D. I've been a good person all my life, it's time to let my inner asshole shine!

HAHA so true.but I am not going to change :-D. Not me, I've been a good person all my life, it's time to let my inner asshole shine!

Funny

I thought of you today. I also threw up in my mouth a little. I'm sure it was just a coincidence. Yep, every time I think of him, gross! Wtf was I thinking!

I feel like this A LOT

"I hate it, when you have to be nice to someone you really want to punch in the face." This is how I feel about certain ppl at work.

It's true!

"I'm a lady, but when I'm mad, I'm an evil sadistic demon spawned bitch from hell that'll make you wish you were never born. And when I'm happy, I bake cookies and shit." hahahah so me! Don't get on my bad side ;

I would rather be brutality honest and have a few real friends than be a two-faced back-staber and have many fake friends.

I would rather be brutality honest and have a few real friends than be a two-faced back-staber and have many fake friends. Like a majority of people sadly.

Funny Ecards

e-card: I almost let what you said upset me. Then i remembered you're a spoiled, immature bitch.

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funny ecards don't need personal trainer need someone to slap unhealthy foods out of my hand


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