Yeah, you heard me
Yeah, you heard me
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Enough with your YOLO
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#yolo #true #story #searchanddestroy
Correct use of YOLO. So true!
Thank you to all our military men and women!
military quote YOLO
Marine Corps YOLO, the only thing worth being titled: YOLO
The real YOLO
People who sell guns assist crimes? What are they when the gun SAVED lives?
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Those darn spoons. | people need to open their eyes & realize it's not the guns killing people. A gun is useless if it has no one operating it. We need idiot control laws... Not gun control. ;)
point of view...
Humorists weigh in as gun control debate rages (article + 15 photos)
Ha! you have to appreciate the logic..... Dump A Day Funny Pictures - 42 Pics
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I need these. I can't find a parking spot on a daily basis because someone doesn't know how to use only one.
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"you suck at parking" business cards, to keep in the car... Great idea. Just a friendly reminder!
holy camolie that is some funny stuff! it would've looked a lot better than the scrap of paper i put on this butthead's truck the other day at walgreens when he bumped my car with his door, looked right at me and didn't say a thing...i said, "common courtesy, try it sometime". I WILL MAKE SOME OF THESE BAD DOGS. I PROMISE YOU THAT
"You suck at parking" card. I would probably never do this but it makes me laugh!
"You suck at parking" cards - yes! I have seriously considered printing something like this.......how difficult is it people? 2 lines, put the car between them!
On par with my idea to hand out cards to a proctologist's office to people with sticks up their bums
I've always thought something like this was a good idea. Maybe without the threat of keying their car. But otherwise, a gentle reminder that other people notice when you park like an ass!
Tee hee... It would be so funny to have some of these on hand... I would love to walk around a mall parking lot and put these on cars!
Douchebag: Never understood this saying. May as well been tampon, toothbrush, or toilet bowl brush...
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Bahahahahaha know a bunch that fit into this category
So funny and so true!
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Gotta remember this!
Barbie's proportions brought to life: 5'9" 110lbs 39" bust, 18" waist, 33"hips. So, don't dream to be Barbie because in reality, she looks like a freak
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” Some people have skeletons in their closet. I have an enormous Barbie in mine. She stands about six feet tall with a 39” bust, 18” waist, and 33” hips. These are the supposed measurements of Barbie if she were a real person. I built her as a part of the first National Eating Disorder Awareness Week (NEDAW) at my high school, later introducing her to Hamilton College during its first NEDAW in 2011. When I was a little girl, I played with my Barbie in her playhouse, sending her and Ken on dates that always ended with a goodnight kiss. I had fond times with my Barbie, and I admired her perfect blonde locks and slim figure. Barbie represented beauty, perfection and the ideal for young girls around the world. At least, as a seven-year-old, that is what she was to me. In January 2007, I was looking for a way to make my peers realize the importance of eating disorders and body image issues. I was frustrated after quitting the cheerleading squad, frustrated with pressures to look and act a certain way and most of all frustrated with the eating disorder controlling my life. I wanted to do something that would turn others’ apathy into action. That evening, my neighbor and I found two long pieces of wood and started measuring. With a little math, nails and hammering, we built a stick figure that stood about six feet tall. The chicken wire came next. Surrounding her wooden frame, we created a body that wasn’t much thicker than a stick figure, but had the womanly and unattainable curves and proportions that impressionable young girls idealize. We stuffed the chicken wire with newspaper and created a body that creepily leaned against the wall in my neighbor’s basement. She now needed some skin, so I brought her back to my apartment and employed the masterful art of papier maché. Taking stacks of newspaper, glue and water, I skipped my high school semi-formal dance to give my girl some skin. Oddly, I started to feel my fondness for Barbie return, now not as a plaything but as a tool to reveal the negative body image that she promotes. As I papier machéd, I couldn’t forget Barbie’s impressive bust and blew up balloons over and over again to achieve a perfect 39” measurement. Once her chest was secured, I spent hours dipping and smoothing the paper, and later mixed paints to replicate her seemingly perfect white skin tone. With a little hard work and a lot of time, a headless, footless and handless body soon stood in my apartment. But it was then I became stumped. I couldn’t figure out how to recreate the recognizable face of the Barbie we all know and love. With NEDAW just around the corner, I was panicked. On my way to get office supplies, I drove by a Toys ‘R’ Us, and that’s when it hit me. Remember that Barbie with just shoulders and a head, meant for you to practice brushing her hair? I confidently walked into the toy store for the first time since I was a kid. I found the Barbie head, found a friend to assemble that head, and clothed Barbie for her first debut. I dressed Barbie in my old clothes. The skirt she still has on today is a reminder of who I once was. That skirt, a size double zero, used to slip off my waist when I was struggling with anorexia. I put it on Barbie to serve as a reminder that the way Barbie looks, the way I once looked, is not healthy and is not “normal,” whatever normal might mean. My Barbie’s role is simple. She grabs the attention of apathetic onlookers and makes them think and talk about an issue that thrives in silence. In the last four years, Barbie has surpassed my expectations, attracting attention and sparking conversation among listeners and readers across the nation. Once a year, at the end of February, Barbie comes out of the closet to meet my friends, strangers, and those apathetic onlookers. During NEDAW, she reminds people that eating disorders and body image issues are serious and prevalent. Holding an awareness week in high school or college is just one way to get students to discuss these important issues. However, constant discussion and education is key to dealing with and overcoming eating disorders. Despite her bizarre appearance, Barbie provides something that many advocacy efforts lack. She reminds of something we once loved, while showing us the absurdity of our obsession with perfection. More “Get Real, Barbie” statistics:* • There are two Barbie dolls sold every second in the world. • The target market for Barbie doll sales is young girls ages 3-12 years of age. • A girl usually has her first Barbie by age 3, and collects a total of seven dolls during her childhood. • Over a billion dollars worth of Barbie dolls and accessories were sold in 1993, making this doll big business and one of the top 10 toys sold. • If Barbie were an actual women, she would be 5’9” tall, have a 39” bust, an 18” waist, 33” hips and a size 3 shoe. • Barbie calls this a “full figure” and likes her weight at 110 lbs. • At 5’9” tall and weighing 110 lbs, Barbie would have a BMI of 16.24 and fit the weight criteria for anorexia. She likely would not menstruate. • If Barbie was a real woman, she’d have to walk on all fours due to her proportions. • Slumber Party Barbie was introduced in 1965 and came with a bathroom scale permanently set at 110 lbs with a book entitled “How to Lose Weight” with directions inside stating simply “Don’t eat.” “
#Barbie's proportions brought to life: 5'9" 110lbs 39" bust, 18" waist, 33"hips.--I've never understood this. Wouldn't Barbie just look like Barbie is she was real life sized?
So creepy!... Barbie's proportions brought to life: 5'9" 110lbs 39" bust, 18" waist, 33"hips....• There are two Barbie dolls sold every second in the world. • The target market for Barbie doll sales is young girls ages 3-12 years of age. • A girl usually has her first Barbie by age 3, and collects a total of seven dolls during her childhood. • Over a billion dollars worth of Barbie dolls and accessories were sold in 1993, making this doll big business and one of the top 10 toys sold. • If Barbie were an actual women, she would be 5'9" tall, have a 39" bust, an 18" waist, 33" hips and a size 3 shoe. • Barbie calls this a "full figure" and likes her weight at 110 lbs. • At 5'9" tall and weighing 110 lbs, Barbie would have a BMI of 16.24 and fit the weight criteria for anorexia. She likely would not menstruate. • If Barbie was a real woman, she'd have to walk on all fours due to her proportions. • Slumber Party Barbie was introduced in 1965 and came with a bathroom scale permanently set at 110 lbs with a book entitled "How to Lose Weight" with directions inside stating simply "Don't eat."
"Barbie's proportions brought to life: 5'9" 110lbs 39" bust, 18" waist, 33"hips. So, don't dream to be Barbie because in reality, she looks like a freak". Real Barbie is scary! The real women next to her is beautiful.
Some people.... Geesh
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Very good advice for some people
just calm down. take a deep breath. my created someecard #ecards #funnyecards
Calm down. Take a deep breath and hold it for 20 minutes
Are you a runner? Oh My Freaking Stars!
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Mean, but so funny. Haha
Oh My Freaking Stars!: Runs Family
Cracks me up every time!
Funny Encouragement Ecard: Its not that diabetes, heart disease and obesity runs in your family. Its that no one runs in your family.
Common sense, Mmmhmmm
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I wish the same thing.
It would be nice.
I wish common sense was more common #quote
I wish common sense was more common... So true
truth : I wish common sense was more common.
Take your gun control and shove it!
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this is not funny, but sad about the logic of gun control!
Food for thought...
If guns kill people then forks make people fat - Funny Pictures, Funny jokes and so much more | Jokideo | Funny Pictures, Funny jokes and so much more | Jokideo
not funny, but so true
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True... story of my life.
SO true! I've always hated that quote
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Gave me the giggles
Sometimes the truth hurts. Haha!
How To Marry A Millionaire, Lauren Bacall-"People take more time and effort studying the kind of car they want to buy than the person they want to marry." Tell me this isn't true.
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Kristen- cheater, cheater. You stink up the theater.
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ha funny stuff : )
funny twilight meme slept with director
#twilight SO FUNNY! #kristenstewart #robertpattinson
jajajajajajajajajajajajaja clm! the truth hurts
Oh Betty, thank you
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LOVE me some Betty White... So funny.
Oh Betty...gotta love her. She says some funny stuff. ;)
LMAO! I love you Betty White. My favorite Betty Quote. So true.
This. Is the truth. i love you betty white!!
too funny... Oh Betty White! How I love you!
Isn't that the truth? Love me some Betty White!
Some people are just dumb as a friggin rock
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What's funny is that I read that in Nicholas Cage's voice. ha ha so true
#lol, #humor, #funny, #fun
This isn't that funny but man I sure laughed hard LOL
Totally applies now that they won't give out plastic bags in grocery stores.
Would you like a bag? No I'll just put everything in my pocket :) #LOL #memes #funny #funnymemes
LDS humor. Oh the world is a crazy place though, isn't it?