I was going to do something today but I haven't finished doing nothing from yesterday.
From the moment I first saw you, I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life avoiding you.
Im against recycling because it makes me look like a huge alcoholic to my garbage man.
I have a passion for not cooking.
I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here.
I never see the glass as half empty because I always drink straight from the bottle.
You incomplete me.
Words cannot express how much I don't care.