I usually laugh at my own texts before I send them because I rarely say something that's not hilarious.

I usually laugh at my own texts before I send them because I rarely say something that's not hilarious.

We're not alcoholics. We generally only drink on the weekends. Except for special occasions. And boredom. And Thursdays. Which some people consider weekends...

We're not alcoholics. We generally only drink on the weekends. Except for special occasions. And boredom. And Thursdays. Which some people consider weekends...

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