Cant agree more

Mom+always+told+me+if+you+can't+say+anything+nice,+then+don't+say+anything+at+all.+And+some+people+wonder+why+I'm+so+quiet+around+them. That's me! So!

hahahaha!

Just kidding I'm on my cupcake. Just kidding I hate cupcakes. Just kidding I live for cupcakes. Just kidding I live for veggies. Just kidding veggies make me sick. Just kidding millennials make me sick.

Alot is not a word.

You don't write alittle, abunch, acantaloupe, aporkchop. So don't write alot. I'm going to start writing acantaloupe.

Yup.

This is me! Funny Confession Ecard: I often laugh at extremely inappropriate times. Not because I'm nervous or anything.mainly because I think inappropriate things are funny.

WHY I NEVER TOLD MY KIDS THESE LIES.Funny Family Ecard: My parents accused me of lying today. I looked at them and said 'tooth fairy, easter bunny, santa claus' and walked away like a boss.

Love!

No Soliciting Sign. I need to make this sign or one like it for my house and for my friends. so funny.

hahaha

gotta keep this one in mind for the next time I hang up on someone!) or i might just hang up on someone so i CAN do this!

:)

Leaning over the balcony: how it really is vs. How moms see it. I am surprised at how accurate this is.

Sooo me

So very true! Funny Family Ecard: When a woman says 'what?' it's not because she didn't hear you. She's giving you a chance to change what you said. My husband still repeats himself, I'm like, "oh I heard you perfectly!

Awkward..

Story of my life! If people understood my sarcasm, I wouldn't have so much trouble with other people!

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