Quick check your face, because I just found a nose in my bad it's usually my nose.

True story.

I only seem to remember I want to lose weight AFTER eating 7 cookies. Or in my case, a gallon of blue bell strawberry ice cream :/


So bitchy, so funny! "Im changing my name to 'Nobody' on fb so when i see stupid crap ppl post.

Story of my mornings!

funny quote - I'm playing that game where the floor is made of lava, so I obviously can't get out of my bed or I'll die. Pinner note - Yep, that's why I'm still in bed. I'm trying to stay alive.

So true

It's astounding how much one's stress level goes down with the simple act of switching from skinny jeans to yoga pants. (stress quote, quotes about stress)

Seriously....that is great!!!

Free and Funny News Ecard: I just met a Girl Scout with a credit card reader on her phone. Shit just got real.

I am laughing so hard right now!

A little dental humor: I don't judge people by the color of their skin. I judge people by the color of their teeth.

At least once a month

Time for my weekly game of " let's see how long I can drive with my gas light on.hahahaha or for me and my Prius my two week long drive while my gas bar flashes!


Me: I'm so tired. I only got like 5 hours of sleep last night. Mom: Then you should go to sleep earlier. Me: I wish it was that easy.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. and Yes.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: My top 5 exercises: jumping to conclusions flying off the handle carrying things too far dodging responsibilities pushing my luck