I'm not slurring my words, I'm talking in cursive. // I need to remember this the next time I'm drunk.
Free and Funny News Ecard: Drinking rum before makes you a pirate NOT an alcoholic.
There has never been a truer statement.
I am allergic to stupidity so I break out in sarcasm.
story of my life
I like to keep myself on my toes.
Haha, so true! Sorry I'm not sorry my Harry Potter obsession has only grown with age :)
Funny memes - [The Breakfast Club today] - Wow.sad but true
via Melissa Lewis - So many Fibro sufferers hear this one, or feel it from the attitude of those who are supposed to love them unconditionally. It's such an awful illness, so much chronic pain!