"Just ordered a pizza.They wanted my cards security number. I said "666" there was a long pause and I heard the person I was talking to whisper "Satan just ordered a pizza, what do I do?""

"Just ordered a pizza.They wanted my cards security number. I said "666" there was a long pause and I heard the person I was talking to whisper "Satan just ordered a pizza, what do I do?""

I'm a cashier. A man came up to my register once with tampons, pads, and chocolate, looked me dead in the eye and said "I have three daughters. It's shark week."

I'm a cashier. A man came up to my register once with tampons, pads, and chocolate, looked me dead in the eye and said "I have three daughters. It's shark week."

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Call this number and it tells you how you would do if you were a tribute in The Hunger Games! Every 24 calls, there is one winner, so keep calling until you win! :D

Call this number and it tells you how you would do if you were a tribute in The Hunger Games! Every 24 calls, there is one winner, so keep calling until you win! :D

Harry Potter Howler - I should look into getting a voice recorder so I can scream happy birthday at him-JL >> GREAT IDEA!!! Follow Harry Potter Fan

"42-42-564, whenever you want to knock on Death's door" - Soul Eater

"42-42-564, whenever you want to knock on Death's door" - Soul Eater

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