In nearly two decades of intense business travel, I don’t honestly remember ever having a fly in my room. There are a dozen tonight. The Holiday Inn in Alexandria, Minnesota.
The Holiday Inn, Crabtree Valley Mall in Raleigh, with a puked out elevator, courtesy of an airline industry employee.
Texture: moist, tacky. Taste: Indistinct but brackish. Conclusion: nasal backwash in the form of a loogy. Suspect may have a recent history of nose bleeds or enjoyed tea or a cola in the previous hour.
Floaties from dirty ice at hotel
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE TO PULL BACK THE SHEETS...
padded cloth wall of a computer station with stains