The funny thing is, I've had someone give a an onion ring before. It was out makeshift promise ring, lol!
Let's drink on the beach until we're no longer ashamed to show our bodies on the beach.if only I drank this would solve part of my anxiety about the upcoming vacation
If you won't sing in the car with me when we drive, we can't be friends. So true.
french bulldog chillin in the sun with aviators
this gave me a good chuckle. it's true though
Chicken (Rooster) 2012 was a rough year!
Your Ecards and SomeEcards
Last night sitting on the couch with my husband I said "I love you." He asked "is that you or the wine talking?" I said "It's me. talking to the wine.
This is totally true
I'm only saving your number
It's a bow tie. I wear bow ties now. Bow ties are cool.
This definitely isn't just a middle class white person problem. It is a MIDDLE CLASS PROBLEM lol But I still love this because it's true.
you’re going to make some cats very happy some day funny
Haha, I'm guilty of interrupting my husband a lot so he'd probably like this one.
-If your boyfriend/girlfriend is mad at you, put a cape on them, and say "Now you're super mad!" If they laugh, marry them.
Have fun with your skin cancer and leathery face!
"All I know is one of us is right and the other one is you.haha, I totally wanna slide this phrase into my next argument with my hubby!