The funny thing is, I've had someone give a an onion ring before. It was out makeshift promise ring, lol!

That's gonna take a LOT of alcohol!

Let's drink on the beach until we're no longer ashamed to show our bodies on the beach.if only I drank this would solve part of my anxiety about the upcoming vacation

An absolute.

If you won't sing in the car with me when we drive, we can't be friends. So true.

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All about my favorite wine, Stella Rosa!

Last night sitting on the couch with my husband I said "I love you." He asked "is that you or the wine talking?" I said "It's me. talking to the wine.

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This definitely isn't just a middle class white person problem. It is a MIDDLE CLASS PROBLEM lol But I still love this because it's true.


you’re going to make some cats very happy some day funny

I know someone that does this all the time!

Haha, I'm guilty of interrupting my husband a lot so he'd probably like this one.

How to diffuse the situation when boyfriends/girlfriends get mad…

-If your boyfriend/girlfriend is mad at you, put a cape on them, and say "Now you're super mad!" If they laugh, marry them.


"All I know is one of us is right and the other one is you.haha, I totally wanna slide this phrase into my next argument with my hubby!