Hoetips #59 - 'Leggings aren't pants.'
Hoetips #74 - 'Unless you're Madonna the whole 'pointy boob' thing isn't considered a fashion statement, it's just called gross...get a fucking bra if you fucking need one.'
Hoetips #62 - 'If some bitch is pissing you off it takes 42 muscles to frown, but only 4 to slap that fucker in the face.'
Hoetips #131 - 'Don't ever be that one bitch who's always unhappy and never does shit to change it.'
Hoetips #64 - 'Never go for a guy who's in a relationship. Show a little class ladies, when you play in someone else's sandbox you get crabs.'
Hoetips #44 - 'Looks like you have a bad case of dumb bitch. Grow the fuck up and you should be just fine.'
Hoetips #32 - 'Depressed? There's a Taylor Swift song for that.'
Hoetips #106 - 'Don't be too humble, nor too cocky...be sure to embrace just the right amount of swag.'
Hoetips #18 - 'Sleeping with most of the guys in your school doesn't make you popular, it just makes you the school slut.'
Hoetips #118 - 'This ain't no bakery...we don't wanna see your muffin top.'