I read this as "trust people who HAVE big butts" and that excited me. because I have a big butt.
"Some songs awaken my inner stripper." [ ALL songs awaken Miley Cyus' inner stripper.
Just had a brilliant idea. How to get me to answer phone calls. Someone take my phone and reprogram all the number to male-celebrities and put their picture in the contacts list. I may answer if I though it was Ryan Gosling.
I don't always lose my phone. But when I do, it's always on silent. This is totally me!
Is anyone going to point out the fact that this basically says "Sometimes all you need is 500 dollars million dollars"?
Gonna be tough, man.
Let’s celebrate Columbus day by walking into someone’s house and telling them we live there now Via someecards
Free, Confession Ecard: Anal sex does not preserve your virginity. Your poophole is not a loophole.
(Good alternate term for my feelings about housework.
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