no seriously one is an ocean

Pacifically this one drives me crazy! My EX said that all the time and it drove me crazy.


5 Steps To Building Your Own Epic Blanket Fort

"In the blanket fort with Jack.I have decided that I no longer want to be an adult. if anyone needs me, i will be in my blanket fort, coloring with Jack".

and then I was like, whatever bitches and the bitches whatevered.

The 11 Types Of Facebookers

So true! I think I am some combination of the Lurker and the Liker lol

Squirrelly humor

You are what you eat therapy session. A squirrel talking to doctor saying when I learned that you are what you eat, I realized that I was nuts.


here are a few ways to know if Ways to tell a womans mad at you meme and lol pics from enjoy the fun and women memes


Doc w/stethoscope: "Big Breaths." Hearing problems + gravity + age = her (and my probable) response "Used to be.

Condescending willy wonka

Seriously this drives me f**king BONKERS when people tell me how to do my job. Seriously takes everything in me to not give them a high five in the face with chair!